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smoothlonghorn

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  1. And here I was saving my 100th post for something interesting....well, I guess this is, just not what I was expecting. I had no idea where to put this, so hopefully this works/someone who has a suggestion sees it. A family member was stopped for speeding yesterday afternoon in Hillsboro while driving back to Austin from Dallas/north Texas. During said stop, they informed this older gentleman (one of the nicest/most honest people I know) that he had an outstanding warrant from Round Rock Police Department for "misdemeanor-duty on striking unattended vehicle". He has no idea what they are talking about and has never been contacted by anyone from the Round Rock Police Department (and there is 0 damage to his vehicle that might indicate he "bumped" into another person's car and not realized it). As of this morning he is still being held in Hill County--I know it might be unlikely, but does anyone have a criminal attorney contact in that area? (I think that is where we should start) Or should we start with someone in Williamson County? We are all scrambling a bit because this (literally) came out of nowhere and he is older with some health issues. Any/all help and/or suggestions are appreciated....
  2. Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Hope you're hanging in there, Sbb!
  3. Staggeringly Stupid...great new motto band trivia team name.
  4. I lol'd (that is a heckuva store name pull). And username and whatnot.
  5. Reps to you Professor Chesney—worth our attention and summary thoughts put together better than I ever could.
  6. That is a grown-ass (young) man representing the best University in the state of Texas. That’s an exclamation point on that m’f***ing win!
  7. Eminem approves this message….
  8. Hardly-ever poster: give that man alll the reps!!!!!
  9. Clearly you weren't thinking outside the box enough, Gil: "What makes this home unique is the zoning that allows for a spa, a group home, a retirement home, drug rehab....". Man, real estate listings in California are wild. I popped in this morning to see Wulaw's reaction to the jobs report--I would have paid good money to be there when he first heard the news and exclaimed something along the lines of, "M*********er! I tried telling those Surly slapdicks it was all bulls**t!"....
  10. Cooking stuff I suck at: everything sidis is apparently proficient at (much pos rep for taking the time for so many suggestions/help!) After several thousand, however, I can whip up a few batches of jell-o shots fairly efficiently....
  11. That was pretty f***ing cool to see--no matter what country it was for!
  12. Did Helobius hijack Bevo's account?
  13. Semi-P.S./should have said earlier, Lyles team has got to be trademarking, "America....I told you...I...GOT...THIS!" right about....now.
  14. That s**t was nuts, yo!
  15. Man, B, I am truly sad things have come to this. You are a such a great, passionate fan of the University of Texas--absolutely nothing should detract from that. But we can't control everyone's reactions to us/our interactions = if those reactions are causing negative consequences for YOU, you have got to figure out a different response and/or remove yourself from the situation. There are times in life where the answer won't be "we need to fix that person". This isn't the forum to get too deep into it, but that comes very personal experiences related to what you describe. Hopefully this doesn't come across as overly harsh/negative as I have thought (many times) about whether to jump into these threads based on our personal interactions. For that haven't experienced, Derka is one of the most genuine/passionate/positive individuals--that can definitely get lost based on internet posts. It seems likes immamac feels the need to do this for the site/a personally-owned business, and (IMHO) that should be ok--I think you should continue to talk Texas sports year round and would gladly pay for your $9.95 sub anywhere (side note/full disclosure: you can also find me not posting much on OBs and I post that knowing the ridicule sure to come). Also, I promise you, I still have songs due to you on my playlist: M.I's Understand, These Ideas, All at Once and your Ridin in Lines and MIXTAPE!.... "Jumpin' right in it ain't no need to state my name....."
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