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  1. Popped in to add that Mrs. Moose’s model 60 is a .38 special I would hate to touch off a .357 magnum round in a J frame with a less than 2 inch barrel
  2. My wife is a wheel gun girl. She hates semi autos. She carries a .44 mag in the woods, but in town she carries a stainless S&W model 60 chief’s special. She loves it and can change you from a rooster to a hen in one shot.
  3. I mean … that has to be AI, correct?
  4. Winter finally showed up this week. 8 inches of snow last Friday, 14 below this morning. It’s like living in a snow globe again.
  5. Nightmare fuel We keep an aluminum baseball bat in the outhouse named Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie if something wanders up while you’re in the shitter And Dick P is a legend up here. Dude carved his own plates, bowls, forks, spoons…he used his glorious solitude wisely
  6. I was gifted a chunk of moose backstrap this year since I didn’t catch one this hunting season. Since it’s only Mrs. Moose and I, the plan is to make a batch of yeast rolls and have chicken fried backstrap sliders. Lettuce and tomato available if you want it “Dude Style,” or a bowl of cream gravy for dipping. Chocolate pecan pie for dessert.
  7. Biscuits were the first thing my mom taught me to make. I think I was about 7. I’m 54 now and I still make at least one batch of biscuits a week, usually for a weekend splurge. In my youth I made several batches a week. Nothing impressed a young lady more than scratch biscuits…thanks mom. Biscuits might be my favorite thing on the planet. I’ve actually wondered how many biscuits I’ve made in my life. The number has to be in the thousands.
  8. I’m tapped out with fucking Smoltz. He’s already a beating to listen to, but his constant fellating of Ohtani last night sent me over the edge. I turned the volume off the fox broadcast and pulled up the Toronto radio feed on the MLB app. Not quite synched, but a much more enjoyable experience without that ass clown droning on and on.
  9. They are so fucking clumsy on ice or asphalt 😂 I see a couple of moose wipe outs every year and it always cracks me up
  10. I’m suffering through a long layover at SEATAC. Every tv in the place had the game on. The tension was palpable. When they walked it off the place went nuts for about 5 seconds. It was more of a sigh of relief than celebration.
  11. Yep. I’m done with the circus part of bread and circuses.
  12. I’m a Red Sox fan. If it can’t be the Sox then I’m pulling hard for the Blue Jays to win it all. I finally quit on Longhorn football when they lined up tight formation on the goal line on fourth and goal and ran yet another QB sneak for no gain against Ohio State. I said fuck this bullshit, turned it off, and haven’t paid attention to it since. If Texas wins, great. If not, I don’t really care anymore. I had no idea we had a bye this past weekend. My life is better for it. I won’t root for an American to win anything for the foreseeable future. If you fly an American flag, I just think you are a fascist asshole. The anthem pretty much makes me sick to my stomach now. Fuck ‘em all.
  13. Ceddanne loves big moments at Fenway in those ugly ass uniforms
  14. The psycho neighbor is the one with heart disease. I won’t have to worry about him much longer. The grapevine says he ain’t lasting through next year. The neighbors with the chickens are a family that moved in last spring. Not trying to CR the thread, but they are a bunch of far right wing wackos who decided to move to the woods to protect their children from the ever present threat of trans/gay indoctrination. They have no idea what they are doing. All they know is what they find on youtube. They will not take the friendly advice of people who have lived out here for years. In fact, they have isolated themselves with their attitude. They have been living in a school bus while working on their cabin. They have not finished their cabin, nor have they procured sufficient firewood to make it through the winter. It started snowing today btw. 50 below zero in a school bus will be an eye opening experience for them.
  15. Nah, this is another idiot that moved in recently. It’ll be their first winter. I doubt they make it. Update on my psycho neighbor…I heard through the grapevine he has severe heart failure (insert that’s a shame gif). I’ve been wondering why I haven’t seen him around all summer.
  16. I have a neighbor who lets his chickens free range. For some reason, a rooster heads my way and has been waking me up crowing between 3 and 4 in the morning all summer. I’ve complained to him about it and he basically just shrugs his shoulders. The little bastard was crowing in my yard this morning, so I shot the fucker with a .44 magnum and deposited what was left of the carcass on the hood of the neighbors truck on my way to work. Very much looking forward to that conversation if he has the stones. Hens are cool, roosters suck.
  17. A snowshoe hare in the garden has Magnum’s attention
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