jiffyjohnson

Like I said, you two should get back together. The references to one another is constant and unwavering. You two deserve each other far more than the SEC deserves to be subjected to that faux-military, dog banging fanbase. Fuckin refs. 7 godamn overtimes.

I'd personally write a check for you to take them back. Whatever our differences over high powered offense vs stifling defenses, or recent success and/or lack thereof may be, them sumbitches are strange. Really wasnt tryin to be a dick today but I know I got carried away cause I enjoy football shit talk and I'm happy this weekend is upon us. Again, nice site you got here, happy to eat my crow if we lose. Be kind to the LSU guys that visit this weekend and we'll surely return the favor next year boys 🍻

but youre not, and havent been, at the top are you?

the answer will always be the same, more than Texas did. fuck yall even post like ole miss fans. "think were scared of losing? fuck we lose so much its our culture now."

2010 Mack Brown 5–7 2–6 6th (South) 2011 Mack Brown 8–5 4–5 T-6th W Holiday 2012 Mack Brown 9–4 5–4 T-3rd W Alamo 18 19 2013 Mack Brown 8–5 7–2 T-2nd L Alamo 2014 Charlie Strong 6–7 5-4 T-6th L Texas 2015 Charlie Strong 5–7 4–5 T-5th 2016 Charlie Strong 5–7 3-6 T-6th 2017 Tom Herman 7–6 5-4 T-4th W Texas 2018 Tom Herman 10-4 7-2 2nd congrats on your ten years of shitting the bed. wheres the "ongoing success"? Lsu hasnt missed a bowl game since the 90s. i see ole miss levels of success here but without the SOS. i see a tremendous fall from grace and i understand now why you hold history so dear, because its all you fuckin have.

Adams Mathieu Peterson Tre White Greedy Williams Eric Reid ^starters off the top of my head. probably missed one or two. LSU puts out starters AND practice guys. Come to DBU, theyll put you in the NFL. Go to Texas, youll get drafted if youre a starter. which one sounds better?

hell buddy im trying to help yall out. youre welcome to include your practice squad guys. i dont give a shit if they start or make it to the pro bowl or any of that. if you made a roster, you achieved your dreams for you and your family ya know? ^

So your contention is that NFL scouts dont give a shit if theres continuity in a coaching staff that churns out NFL caliber DBs year in, year out? Corey Raymond being the DB coach here 10 years doesnt give NFL scouts an added sense that if a DB comes from LSU hes gonna know what the fuck hes doing? LSU has 12 DBs on active NFL rosters. Can one of you tell me how many Texas DBs are currently playing in the NFL? Or does that not matter cause of the 70s, 80s, and 90s?

Sorry old timer, I dont give a shit about games that didnt happen while I wasnt alive and admittedly the 90s were awful for LSU fans. So ya., in my view relevancy matters. You know who else it matters to? Recruits, and NFL scouts.

Are you mad that they wear Texas shirts too? They wear Texas shirts because we're Texas and they wear DBU shirts because we're DBU. Fuck out outta here trying to claim it when our historical and current DBs blow yours out of the water. somebody tell junior here that LSU has had 7 DBs drafted in the past 6 years with two projected 1st rounders this year, the No. 1 DB in last years recruiting class starting in this years secondary, with the No. 1 DB committed in this years upcoming class. Im not calling you a liar, but the recruits, the NFL scouts, and the numbers do.

man you two fanbases really need to get back together. you still talk about each other so much. hop over to SECrant and peruse the Aggies there. Its always sips this, sips that. the fuck is a sip anyway?

Has the LSU game happened yet? Manufacturing disrespect is quoting a guy out of context and not addressing the compliments to his opponent. Wearing DBU shirts the week before you play DBU when you havent had a 1st round DB drafted since 2013 is attention seeking behavior. Its not even a diss if it only draws speculation and confusion as to why Texas would try and claim it in the first place.

Well Sam fuckin lost so not enough times. Would you like me to show you the loss? i sure as fuck noticed the DBU shirts being worn last game. I along with the rest of the CFB world thought it was pretty cute.

Considering Chaisson sacked him twice in their high school title game can you really blame him for feeling confident he can contain Ehlinger again?

C) "South Austin's mom has a gaping vag, but its not a shot at her, cause her head game is on point." see what im sayin?

"He has a decent arm, but it’s more about his legs." ^so if he calls his arm decent and then says "its more about his legs" does that mean Chaisson isnt paying respect to the mans scrambling abilities? What you have here is a future first-rounder paying respects to his opponents ability to make people miss, while also having the self-confidence to say hes going to do his job. Not to mention he didnt have to say hes not taking a shot at him if he wanted to take a shot at him.

cmon man post the whole quote. they played each other in high school. Hes saying if he has to chase him down he'll do it, cause thats his job to get after him. Literally compliments him by saying hes dangerous with his legs. Dont bite on the headlines. “I don’t really find him too much of a threat, not taking a shot at him,” Chaisson said. “But he uses his legs more than his arm. Just like in high school. He has a decent arm, but it’s more about his legs.” as for the LSU fans predicting a blowout, theyre just drunk buddy 👍

are you kidding? youre fuckin crazy if you think i wouldnt trade facing and recruiting against Bama for Oklahoma with you. got me there fella. im an LSU fan, weve been forced to appreciate defense for what feels like over a decade, but id be lyin if i didnt like seeing 5 straight TDs in the first half this weekend 😂. I can think of several high powered offenses that LSU has slowed down. i know beating A&M doesnt count for much around here but 74-72 snapped a 7 game win streak over those puffs. they run spread right? Florida won last year, but they snapped a 3 game losing streak doing it. lamar jackson. manziel. mahomes. LSU has a good track record containing talented QBs running effective offenses not from Bama. With a defense thats got experienced 4-5 star talent this deep its hard not to feel confident in any game really. LSU has won alot of games the past decade despite its offense, not because of it. anyways if im wrong im happy to come back thru and eat my crow. Saturdays gonna be fun boys 🍻

what a bad example to use. you really think theres any shame in taking a 7OT loss on the road? the bowl selection committee sure didnt think so. if LSUs defense doesnt routinely suffocate spread offenses, at least more often than Texas does, then explain why last year LSU finished 26th in total defense after giving up 74 points in a single fluke game, but texas finished 58th? If LSU is bad at handling spread teams, does that make Texas fucking awful at it?

Well said. Nice site you boys got here. While LSU may be new to the spread game and im fully aware there could be kinks to work out in the new offense LSUs defense definitely isnt new to manhandling spread offense teams. Quite the opposite actually. The really exciting part is that this is the deepest LSUs been on defense in years. Barring injury there are several 1st rounders in the secondary alone (Fulton, Delpit).Texas is a good team and Ehlinger can ball. Really happy for this matchup to emphasize how special this defense will be early on.