Brain Hanger

Everyone has got original jokes, I see. Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months. I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

And WINNERS. Both on the field and off -- because LSU definitely won this "PR battle" Geaux Tigers.

68 and 66 the biggest POSs on the field?

I said earlier in the thread that I thought DT Shelvin going down might've been fake But you're a goddamn fool if you think the coaches were telling the best players on defense --- Grant Delpit, Rashard Lawrence (didn't return), Michael Divinity, Kristian Fulton, Glen Logan (didn't return) -- to fake an injury and leave the field for multiple plays. Additionally, several of those guys went to the locker room to get IVs... something you obviously do if you're just faking cramps.

O confirmed it in his presser today

And maybe LSU would've had less cramps if y'all's shit visitor's locker room had air conditioning. I'm sure LSU's visitor's locker room will be nice and cold for y'all next year

I'm not saying they were all real cramps/injuries (Shelvin comes to mind), but LSU isn't going to have our best players be the designated fake injury guys. Delpit went to get an IV for Christ sake. And didn't y'all score a touchdown on that drive? Not sure why there is so much bitching.

Their starting O-line had a ton of experience. The youngest guy on that line was a 4 year starter. No doubt there was a talent gap in that game, but for our DL to put on that kind of pressure against a OL that had seen a lot of time, including Clemson's studly DL last year, I feel much better about us getting pressure with fewer blitzes ---------------------------------------------- I want to add onto this very good point. There is a fallacy going around that LSU could easily throw on Georgia Southern as they lack a secondary to stop it, while other secondaries (Texas being the most vocal) will not be void of talent (just experience). This is simply false in every way. Burrow craved up a very good pass defense of Georgia Southern. Did you know that in 2018 Georgia Southern was #54 in pass defense nationally? That’s better than Texas at #112. But Texas plays in the wide-open pass happy Big12, so the comparison is not fair.... Georgia Southern also ranked ahead of Auburn and Texas A&M. But Texas is DBU... talent is so deep. Did you see Jalen Green this week! It doesn’t matter who goes up against our CB because they practice against the best WRs in college football every day. They are all 6’6” and run like deers. No team will have better WRs. These are all things Texas fans AND analysts have said or written in the past 3 weeks. It confusing because... Georgia Southern CBs Kindle Vildor - 2018 2nd Team All American (PFF) - 2018 Sun Belt POTY (PFF) - 2018 AP 1st Team All-Sun Belt - 2019 Coaches Preseason Defensive POTY - 2019 Coaches Preseason 1st Team All-Sun Belt Monquavian Brinson - 2018 1st Team All-Sun Belt (PFF) - AP 2nd Team All-Sun Belt x 2 years - 2019 Coaches Preseason 1st Team All-Sun Belt Georgia Southern has 2 Senior CBs that played in huge games (Clemson last year for example), and yet Burrow craved them up like a Thanksgiving turkey. Perhaps we are under appreciating the work that LSU did on offense this week? ^Stolen from LSU247

It's all relative when you're leaving the 1970s offense behind

My impression is that there is no Plan B; this is the offense. While they could line up in an I formation if they needed to because they still have the personnel to do so, I think (and hope) it'll be our new spread offense come hell or high water. LSU of old has both dominated and struggled in games like last Saturday. What really impressed me (that is applicable even though it was Georgia Southern) was the lack of pre-snap penalties, everyone appearing to be on the same page throughout/not looking around confused, and the quickness that the staff got the plays in. No doubt that will all be harder on Saturday, but it was clear that they've done a great job installing the offense this summer.