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RPM

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  1. RPM

    Getting old sucks

    You might try resting your foot on a golf ball and rolling on it for as long as you can stand. Hurts like hell but stretches the tendon out and eventual relief after a few days.
  2. And yet, those Russian dipshits ran right into it on Putin's orders. At least the miners died with honor.
  3. RPM

    Below Deck

    I like her apps. Lean cuisine.
  4. Now that @Grubes is unemployed, Blake better watch his ass.
  5. RPM

    Below Deck

    Forgot about Mila
  6. Sirois will land on his feet. He was last year's DFW radio personality of the year. It might not be on radio, but he'll be alright. Danny may just stick with music and the bar with some guest side gigs.
  7. Fuck that psycho bitch. I would have let her rant all the way to jail then tell her.
  8. The car turning right has a yield sign. They must yield all lanes to traffic including somebody sliding over 3 lanes to turn into the gas station. Big triangular sign out front shoulda told ya.
  9. “You can also remember how the illiterate orcs [derogatory term for Russian soldiers] dug in the Chornobyl zone (in the radioactive Red Forest - ed.). I know this place, you can stay there for a few minutes. As it happens, we (Ukrainian nuclear scientists) have received information through our professional channels,” Menzul said. “None of the Russian soldiers who were there survived.”
  10. So who's a fan of Kulture in Houston? Houston restaurant employee accused of putting his genitals in food items, possessing child pornography A Houston restaurant employee is accused of sticking his genitals into open food items at a Harris County restaurant and possessing several videos of child pornography on his cellphone, according to charging documents. Othello Larenzo Holmes, 27, has been charged with five counts of possession of child pornography and indecent assault. The investigation was launched on April 4 after a Harris County deputy arrived at the restaurant in downtown Houston to meet with the restaurant’s manager. The manager showed deputies a video of Holmes placing his penis into open food items at the location, records show. Holmes reportedly confessed to putting his genitals in jelly, stating “he had a sexual urge, however, he stopped himself before he ejaculated.” He also admitted to having these urges frequently and has a history of sexual offenses, saying he has a problem with these sexual urges and needs help, records show. According to documents, investigators extracted over 100 images and five videos of child pornography. The videos contained children between the ages of infancy and teens engaged in sexual intercourse and various sexual acts, according to the documents. Records show an image was also found in the device, showing a chat conversation on Telegram, a social media platform. The conversation was reportedly between Holmes and another username “Princess” in a chat room named the “Devil Lair.” In the conversation, Holmes says, “Super pervy yesterday. I wish I had access to kids,” and Princess says, “I wish you did too (cry face emoji),” records show. Two more videos were extracted, which show Holmes fondling his genitals while lying near an unidentified child, who appears to be under 6 years old, according to documents. Investigators stated he was identified as the man in the video by the tattoos on his arm and the bedding seen in other videos. “We kept investigating this person. And, boy, I’m glad we did, because we got a subpoena for his phone, and we found some really horrible things on his phone. We found child pornography, and we are fearful that he potentially may have and at some point, molested young children,” Precinct 1 Constable Alan Rosen told KPRC 2′s Bryce Newberry. “When the restaurant found out about this behavior going on, they immediately shut down, to everybody. They had not served a single patron of the restaurant. And they shut down and only had their staff, their cook staff go in and throw away items in the kitchen and or sterilize things and take the appropriate corporate responsible actions to fix the problem,” Rosen said. Holmes has worked at several restaurants in the area, according to Rosen who also said investigators believe Holmes may have done the same thing at a hotel restaurant where he once worked. https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2024/04/26/houston-restaurant-employee-accused-of-putting-his-genitals-in-food-items-possessing-child-pornography/
  11. But only one of them can bite you.
  12. Ginger Rogers was a better actress than dancer and she was a damn fine dancer. She also owned a 1,000-acre ranch in southern Oregon where she built a modern dairy complex and bred Guernsey milk stock.
  13. The real head scratcher for me was iHeart let everyone except Ben & Skin go. They were the worst show there. B&S have never been good or drawn ratings. Must be Mavs related. Also, WTF Blake? Ted Emrich and Heart Attack Man lost because he didn't see if it was set to record.
  14. My favorite Guest parody.
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