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RPM

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  1. How come you can't see the mouse bones? Color me skeptical.
  2. RPM

    Getting old sucks

    I got a freaking calf cramp while sleeping last night that took good minute to work out. My leg is still sore. Not a great way to wake up, btw.
  3. I think the coolest stuff we got to play in school was Barry Manilow
  4. Because it's embarrassing when a pretty girl tries to pull you in for a kiss and it snaps off in her hand. Really spoils the mood.
  5. RPM

    South Park

    Wow! The boys still gots it.
  6. and had a red Swingline?
  7. Now you can kick back, grab a beer and watch wrestling.
  8. Are they sure he's dead? It's a fair question.
  9. It's Paramount bending the knee so the FCC will clear the sale to Skydance. They give 2 shits about CBS and it's reputation. See: 60 Minutes.
  10. Just like the belief that the sun rises in the east and OU SUCKS!
  11. No, it doesn't. This has happened before and it was CBS.
  12. Follow up on Jax Cop. No criminal charges. Shocker.
  13. They were saving it for the Christmas gag reel.
  14. I thought it was a stereotype.
  15. Work will set them free.
  16. Roadside lawyers rarely win their case.
  17. First time I had an MRI I told them I have metal stents in my heart. They told me everything would be just fine, but I was ready for some Final Destination shit.
  18. Thought it was David Allan Coe.
  19. Shake Hands with Danger
  20. Landing at CNN would make sense.
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