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RPM

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  1. You know what would be funny right now? A defensive score.
  2. FUCK YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Fuck me, got called in to work. Just made it home in time to see Ewers scramble.
  4. Isn't there something ESPN can do about the religious fanatics photobombing?
  5. Sad there's no thujone signs. Kids these days...
  6. He's Principal P.C. of course he would fit right in.
  7. Voted in the Emergency Brake. Guess who I was.
  8. I'm thankful I got time and a half to sit around an empty building.
  9. From the motherhumping Limestone Capitol of the great state of
  10. So far the Dan Campbells are looking good. Defense needs to get a takeaway.
  11. Boing! Dwayne Thomas got flagged for doing that.
  12. Apparently you have to have a near death experience to motivate Williams.
  13. Was a Rescue Swimmer alongside William Holden and Mickey Rooney in Bridges at Toko-Ri
  14. Been having some belly trouble last few days. Yesterday before bed I felt a jalapeno fueled caravan heading for the border. The first wave hit with what I anticipated as a dry run. My intel was not completely accurate. After I let fly... there was a lingering. Did the clenched cheeks mambo to the toilet and let the games begin. The loser was my septic system and half a roll of Charmin Extra.
  15. Was flying out of MIA and a guy walking down the aisle was wearing a DEA hat. I stopped him and asked if he was the Supply Officer. No fucking sense of humor.
  16. That dude had a helluva career. Didn't know he was gay, nttawwt. One of his first roles on film was alongside Lee Van Cleef in The Big Combo where they played gay hitmen. Pretty salty roles to slip by censors of the day.
  17. RPM

    Landman

    I had to look him up to see if he was Pena's brother. (He isn't.) J.R. Villarreal, he's got a long acting resume. He was the main opponent in Akeelah and the Bee.
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