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RPM

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  1. Andy Hopper is dumber than a box of rocks, so of course he represents Wise County. He was trying to defund UT. Fortunately, Lauren Ashley Simmons was there. Andy, that's not true.
  2. Maybe Arizona could use that for their version of the tush push.
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    Getting old sucks

    I had someone throw this at me once. They obviously never had astigmatism.
  4. I'm standing tall beside you, asshole. I was in retail corporate mid-management. My soul made me leave that gig.
  5. Holy crap this guy was lucky.
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    Below Deck

    Read that yesterday and it made me smile. Daisy really got fucked over. Wihan needed to go. He was a poor Bosun. The Greek seemed like a nice guy, but he's still got personal issues so here's your plane ticket. New Bosun seems solid, not sure about the deckhand.
  7. The shotgun story pretty much removed any doubt.
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    Favorite Dead Comedian

    Damn, I thought he died back when they were making "I'm Dying Up Here." No offense.
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    Favorite Dead Comedian

  10. Everybody knows you use Xanax before flying and wake up when you land.
  11. This is also a correct answer. Ate there last trip. Stayed at El Cortez and was hungry. Walked outside and saw it across the street. Never heard anything about it before. Wandered in and it was stupid good.
  12. It sounds so good when campaigning. You against drilling, treehugger?
  13. Nobody is going to "Drill, Baby, Drill" for $50 bbl oil.
  14. Where do you get your gummies?
  15. Not good for us either.
  16. You might want to consider the University of Texas O&G rights, which are a percentage of every well in the state, including mine.
  17. With this bitchfight the door is wide open for a strong middle of the road Democrat to oh who the fuck am I kidding. A god damned Unicorn couldn't win with a D right now. WTF is wrong with you, Texas?
  18. Oil just dropped below $60 a barrel. Not. Good.
  19. Only if you close one eye and squint real hard with the other.
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