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RPM

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  1. RPM

    1923

    I questioned why they sailed so far and only brought a couple of cases.
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  3. WTF is wrong with you guys? Do you have any idea how much we're going to get for all those redwoods? Yellowstone gonna blow up anyway, don't let it go to waste. Dolla, dolla bills, yo.
  4. I don't have a problem with enclosed places. I served on a ships and they're almost nothing but enclosed spaces. I have a problem being underground where I could easily be buried alive. Also have a severe dislike for high ledges. Height doesn't bother me, but the distinct possibility of uncontrolled descent does.
  5. I think he read it perfectly. The set up for the question was perfect call back. I think he was nervous uncomfortable as his bit and it worked. Like I said, SNL hasn't pushed the envelope in a while.
  6. They stuck the landing.
  7. Honestly, I thought he delivered. SNL hasn't pushed the outside of the envelope in a while. If I'm uncomfortable about laughing, it must be funny.
  8. Cockroaches and Velveeta will survive the nuclear apocalypse.
  9. Haven't seen anyone mention Bite the Bullet. Underrated,
  10. My Grandmother was fond of this method. Apply liberally. Extremely effective.
  11. Close. It was all kinds of dairy products from Rich Foods in Buffalo going to Kraft. Did not eat any.
  12. Shit, I almost forgot the Rush concert in Seattle 1979. It was festival seating a/k/a no seats on the floor. No problem with the opening act, but when Rush came out people pushed forward. I was about 20 ft from the right speaker stack and people were pushing so hard I couldn't breathe. I noped tf out. Turned right and started swinging until I found open space. Oddly enough, I never had a problem with an OBA. But then, you never want one.
  13. Trust me, I wasn't joking. I don't like caves of any type. Explosives don't help.
  14. Were they blasting 100 yards away from you? YMMV
  15. I'd collect some valve stems.
  16. Oh fuck this fucking guy right up the ass. Take your fucking chances you tiny dick fuck. Now ask me how I really feel.
  17. I got claustrophobic making a delivery to "The Caves" in Kansas City. It's an old limestone mine tunnel dug into the side of a giant rock ridge and goes back over a mile. I unloaded near the back and they were still blasting to extend the tunnel. Could not GTFO of there fast enough.
  18. RPM

    Getting old sucks

    For a moment I was thinking Boston Dynamics and a Col. Steve Austin situation. Is that an option?
  19. Better than you'd think.
  20. I could watch Uncommon Valor and BAT*21 on a loop.
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