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RPM

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  1. So far the Dan Campbells are looking good. Defense needs to get a takeaway.
  2. Sweet play
  3. Boing! Dwayne Thomas got flagged for doing that.
  4. Apparently you have to have a near death experience to motivate Williams.
  5. Was a Rescue Swimmer alongside William Holden and Mickey Rooney in Bridges at Toko-Ri
  6. Been having some belly trouble last few days. Yesterday before bed I felt a jalapeno fueled caravan heading for the border. The first wave hit with what I anticipated as a dry run. My intel was not completely accurate. After I let fly... there was a lingering. Did the clenched cheeks mambo to the toilet and let the games begin. The loser was my septic system and half a roll of Charmin Extra.
  7. They call him Flipper!
  8. Was flying out of MIA and a guy walking down the aisle was wearing a DEA hat. I stopped him and asked if he was the Supply Officer. No fucking sense of humor.
  9. That dude had a helluva career. Didn't know he was gay, nttawwt. One of his first roles on film was alongside Lee Van Cleef in The Big Combo where they played gay hitmen. Pretty salty roles to slip by censors of the day.
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    Landman

    I had to look him up to see if he was Pena's brother. (He isn't.) J.R. Villarreal, he's got a long acting resume. He was the main opponent in Akeelah and the Bee.
  11. Found these at Walmart for $9.88 (Reg $24.88). At that price they are a great stocking stuffer/emergency gift. Surprisingly great sound with phone app controls. 8+ hours of playtime in each earbud. 24+ hours of extra playtime from the charging case. JLab Go Air Pop True Wireless Earbuds w/ Charging Case. Harbor Freight FRANKLIN 17 ft. Reach, Type IA, 300 lb. Multi-Task Ladder $99.99 (Compare to LITTLE GIANT LADDERS 16517-803 at $220) IN STORE ONLY! Helluva deal on a handy ladder. They will go fast.
  12. A hole diggin' man don't sell his jackhammer.
  13. 3 persons were in the cockpit when it broke away from the rest of the plane on impact. The 1 in the back of the plane blowed up.
  14. C'mon guys, she's an Island Girl. It's not the first time Thomas travelled stateside for a case.
  15. Programming Alert: Monty Python Film Festival this Friday night. Set thy dvr.
  16. Got me through some very boring midwatches.
  17. This one is on my list.
  18. But they... never mind.
  19. Why do you think he's been a journeyman QB his entire career? He's good, but he's also a huge asshole. Sooner or later they get tired of his shit and tell him to
  20. But I heard on the internet aggy fans were welcoming and pleasant company. Was this wrong? Was I misled?
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    Below Deck

    Dani, I say Goddamn!
  22. RPM

    Getting old sucks

    So they had to tell you twice?
  23. Do you have any idea how hard it would be for a Mig-15 to hit one of those little sumbitches using two 23 mm with 80 rounds per gun and a single 37 mm lobbing 40 rounds of flaming tennis balls? Like swatting flies with a basketball.
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