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RPM

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  1. Not good for us either.
  2. You might want to consider the University of Texas O&G rights, which are a percentage of every well in the state, including mine.
  3. With this bitchfight the door is wide open for a strong middle of the road Democrat to oh who the fuck am I kidding. A god damned Unicorn couldn't win with a D right now. WTF is wrong with you, Texas?
  4. Oil just dropped below $60 a barrel. Not. Good.
  5. Only if you close one eye and squint real hard with the other.
  6. Lotus of Siam is always great.
  7. RPM replied to RPM's topic in Lulz
    The radio show was great. I still listen to them from time to time.
  8. RPM replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Alex?
  9. RPM replied to Dr. Teeth's topic in Movies and TV
  10. I've heard you can be freed with Vaseline and a submissive attitude.
  11. George Wilson's ghost is laughing.
  12. *pork, chicken and beef
  13. The Narrow Margin. One of the greatest B / film noir movies ever.
  14. RPM replied to Dr. Teeth's topic in Movies and TV
    Great episode. I knew Heidi Gardner had a nice set, but gotdayum!
  15. RPM replied to RPM's topic in Lulz
    He's not dead.
  16. RPM replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    On this day in 1962 the Head Nurse spoke up and said "Leave this one alone." She could tell right away.
  17. All of this. You hear over and over again how much time is spent on inspections and maintenance in 3rd world countries. That's why Haiti builds the finest commercial airliners known to man.
  18. I bought some of these to keep critters away. They work amazingly well. Doesn't kill 'em, but scares the fuck out of them. https://www.amazon.com/Repeller-Nocturnal-Deterrent-Waterproof-Repellent/dp/B09MB2R697/ref=sxin_17_sbv_search_btf?content-id=amzn1.sym.7032aefd-3c59-4a1e-aaf4-8d3a944207a4%3Aamzn1.sym.7032aefd-3c59-4a1e-aaf4-8d3a944207a4&crid=5RUBVUG5GCTU&cv_ct_cx=solar%2Bled%2Bpest%2Bdeterrent&keywords=solar%2Bled%2Bpest%2Bdeterrent&pd_rd_i=B09MB2R697&pd_rd_r=d84b6a1a-b740-4ead-a1ea-c5f944bdee4a&pd_rd_w=ONo8E&pd_rd_wg=yMUC6&pf_rd_p=7032aefd-3c59-4a1e-aaf4-8d3a944207a4&pf_rd_r=XJAR50WJA98WS5NPM50J&qid=1743852261&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sprefix=solar%2Bled%2Bpest%2Bdeterrent%2Caps%2C102&sr=1-1-5190daf0-67e3-427c-bea6-c72c1df98776&th=1
  19. Got home this morning and couldn't open the back door from the garage. Thought I locked myself out and didn't have a key. I never lock that door. Went around and got in the front door, walked to the back door and couldn't open it from the inside. WTF? Wound up taking it apart and the f'n thing had literally imploded. Little chunks of metal falling out when I pulled the knob off. Wound up having to use a small chisel to break out a large chunk that was preventing the latch from moving. It was never hard to turn before, just up and died like the Bluesmobile.
  20. Fuckin' cops.
  21. RPM replied to RPM's topic in Lulz
    under rated, seriously funny, died too soon, What you got? Youtube won't embed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_fdyn61Zp8&ab_channel=LaughingHyena
  22. RPM replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    It's worse odds than Vegas getting a good stick with me. The last 4 or 5 haven't been too bad, but I bruise like a MF because daily aspirin. I can lightly rub against a hard surface and have a nasty looking bloody mess. I have Charmin quality skin. And keep that weirdo Whipple away from me unless he wants to get shot.
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