RPM

The Sam Axe prequel was great.

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put on K.P.

Hey, you can't park there! or That's not how an end dump works! Saw this driving home. The driver of an 18-wheeler who was involved in a dramatic crash off of U.S. 81/287 in Decatur Saturday morning has been hospitalized but is expected to recover. The wreck occurred at approximately 5:33 a.m, said Decatur Police Chief Delvon Campbell. The driver, George Edward Crow, 63, of Garland was traveling south in a 2005 Freightliner before leaving the roadway at 500 South U.S. 81/287. Campbell said Crow missed the guardrail and continued to travel south before going over the concrete bridge and landing on 800 W. Business 380. The cabin of the 18-wheeler crashed through and dove into the roadway below, while the dump sand trailer remained partially attached to the concrete barrier of the embankment. COURTESY | DECATUR PD Crow was transported to Medical City Decatur by Wise County EMS. Campbell said his injuries were non-life threatening.

The server is in the truckstop in Valley View?

Are you calling Bill Murray a Skinny Bitch?

Video in the tornado thread.

That storm is wreaking havok all the way into Collin county. The guy on CH 11 is just about out of gas. He's been going non-stop since 10:30.

Speaking on the behalf of fatty alcoholic livers everywhere; Sorry for partying, Your Eminence. Now fuck off.

They just had one near Windthorst. Starting to get a mite close to home.

Did he get home safe? Too bad.

OK then.

No Stars and Bars? Looks like Kid Woke to me.

I take it he ain't washed up yet.

I got this.

Looks like they had to remove the superstructure.

You don't have a 3 x 5 ft space in your yard?