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RPM

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  1. Spoiler death videos
  2. No, but for some reason tow truck fools started showing up in my algorithm. I have no stones to throw.
  3. I feel my Dad's story is unique, but then everyone's was. My Dad did take an unique path. Joined after Pearl Harbor (lied about his age), went to boot camp in Nawlins, then went to Dog Training school in Tennessee. I don't have it, but there's a picture of a huge St. Bernard loving on Dad. After training they were assigned to Shore Patrol, but he was quickly transferred to a USCG Sub Chaser in the Atlantic. They had a few engagements and claimed 1 sunk. He was promoted and transferred to the Pacific Theater. He became Coxswain of an LCVP (Higgins Boat) assigned to a Coastie LST when they hit Iwo Jima. He made continuous runs with troops and supplies. until the battle was over. If you are familiar with King of the Hill, they modelled Hank's Dad after mine. Except for the shins thing, it's a perfect copy.
  4. What service was he in (Navy / USCG) and did he attend any of the Iwo Jima Survivors gatherings in Wichita Falls? Good chance they may have met.
  5. FUCK NO.
  6. Kind of. Pull it a few feet at low speed until it slides off, then drop and reposition. Now if theys a hoe pounding one out in the back, you might run into more problems than Moe CooTow did trying that.
  7. Buckaroo never walked the streets of Kursk Oblast.
  8. Watters doesn't realize all straws aren't made by StoopsCo
  9. RPM

    Landman

    Billy Bob, Hamm, Demi.
  10. That's why you should stick with Uncle Gashsmasher, the Earl of Poon. He'll be on Steve Noviello's show Monday Night. BTW, as a card carrying homosexual, Steve has endorsed the return of Gay or Not Gay.
  11. Me thinks he protests too much.
  12. Like Mozart and Picasso.
  13. I thought things were clearly marked.
  14. Could be she's 45 and had 3 kids.
  15. este
  16. I wonder if Chickadoo is a real thing because I think I want some.
  17. I know a guy, former DA (D) that was out of office for many years , but still popular and the seat was open. He tried to register his campaign with the Republican Party because he knew there was a less than zero chance as a Democrat and they turned him away. Wound up running Independent and came in 2nd.
  18. Not at The Venetian, but I had a scorpion crawl up my pants leg at home. I was sitting with my legs crossed reading a magazine (you remember those) and felt an itch on my inner thigh next to El Guapo & Friends. I scratched it and all hell broke loose. I jumped out of the recliner trying to grab the motherfucker with my left while undoing my belt and blue jeans with the right (which I did in record time) while inventing break dancing. I stood there with my pants around my ankles and my right leg on fire. I counted 13 stings over 6 inches. Scorpion? He ded, but I smashed TF out of it anyway.
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