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Michael Knight

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  1. I mean things are easier when you have Derrick Henry and AJ Brown
  2. This Victor Wembanyama guy might have a future in the league
  3. and yes I looked it up, it is legal to keep a capuchin monkey in Texas but my jokes are lazier than my takes
  4. For the record I have no problem with Banks or his wife but lets not forget that keeping wildlife, um... a primate, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
  5. The monkey has been pretty quiet since it bit that kid, but then again winning seems to silence all sorts of stories. I don't remember hearing any finger banging stories about Urban Meyer until he went to Jacksonville. Maybe Ed has gotten his life together since LSU but there were multiple reports of him bringing girls to practice where they would get involved with the drills even and then he hit on some pregnant woman at a gas station that just happened to be the wife of a board member. Maybe it was some sort of late life crisis and he was a find upstanding citizen or maybe it just never got out before. Much like Sark I think if he does get back into coaching it would have to be as an analyst to prove himself and clean up his image.
  6. Ed Orgeron would have been a disaster at Texas, dude hasn't coached in 2 years and was last working as the CEO of a clothing company he is fucking checked out. You think Banks and the monkey are an embarrassment to the university imagine how many coeds this dude would be caught finger banging on lake travis.
  7. obviously you people had worked yourselves into a lather for us to hire Bill Belicheck or for some godawful reason Ed Orgeron before eventually convincing yourselves that Rod Wright would be acceptable. An underwhelming hire would have been Oscar Giles or a myriad of 60+ year old retreads picked just because they had the requisite experience. "Oh no I've never heard of this guy" as if any of you have a blog where you discuss the best coaches in the game and all the up and coming ones. This is a very whelming hire and at the least shows Sark is willing to think outside the box and inject fresh blood to the program. I for one can't wait for the myriad number of posts that will blame our lack of 5 star DTs this cycle on the new guy. I would say rants on firing him on the football board but that would require them to know who the coaches actually are there.
  8. Name 5 DL coaches and why they are good without looking it up.
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