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    Well I gotta be honest, I don’t like the cut of your jib…..where’s your fucking balls? In 2018 and 2021, were you expecting us to pull off what we did preseason? I certainly wasn’t. Thought 2018 would be similar to 2017 except we’d maybe make a super. Yeah yeah Kody, but an ocean of rag tags stepped up and took home the conference title and went to Omaha. 2021 had more weapons but it took us a bit to find our footing and yep. Conference title and 3rd place in Omaha. We’ll get off to a rocky start but we’ll be playing our best ball in May and June like we have every year Pierce has been here (ignoring 2019. Fuck scooters). Plus the Woody and Rodriguez hires have been great so far. And tulo is still gonna be hanging around the program. We got this
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    But like seriously…. @B00M and I would make helo our bitch. Adorable he thinks he can even touch mlb pitching. I’m 5’6” 165 pounds and I could easily strike helo out. No way he’s actually serious, right?
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    We aren’t here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we’re here to nail Costello
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    Yeah students are students. Give em booze and let em loose….
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    Fuckin a, dude. PM me and let’s go. @B00M and @ztejas may be man enough but who knows….? One quick question….do you think Jesus Christ could hit a curveball?
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    Have him take Gus/Walts territory after Walts demise
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    Look. Every bit of this is realistic as fuck and exactly how it’d go down in real life. End. Of. Story. I did this just fine the other day
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    Or, you know, a high school chemistry teacher turned Pablo Escobar within like 18 months. That could totally happen….
  9. Fletch
    Posting stoned is fun
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    You know what’s kinda funny now knowing where Howard and Lalo are buried? This edit: yeah yeah
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    *playing gooder
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    This is some bullshit
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    Can’t quite make ends meet with everything? Think you might need to break bad
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    Yep. Holy fucking shit. Loved some of the little breaking bad call backs. Kim walking up to Gus’s place like Walt did. Jimmy on the ground staring a dude he had a complicated relationship with but at the end of the day, I think he truly liked and respected the guy. Like Walt when jack kills hank in the dessert. He didn’t wanna do any of that shit, slippin Kimmy put that shit into motion. Gus standing over an enemy he just killed. Mike cleaning up the mess sort of like when he cleans up Janes deal. Then Howard and Lalo being buried together like bizzaro Hank and Gomie. I’m sure I’m missing some but holy fucking shit that was nuts!!!! That’s one of the finest damn episodes we’ve had here in the country bunker in a lonnnggggg time
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    Eh that’s what they get for beating the Yankees like right after 9/11. That should’ve been the MLB equivalent of the bonfire game
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    I wanna see Holly follow in walts footsteps and take back Walts territory. After she kills her brother
  19. Fletch
    Well there ya go
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    The longhorn in me was hoping for Payton. Can Kody play left or right? He’d kill it with that porch. Anyone got Cashmans direct line? He’s gonna wanna hear what I have to say shit is Payton even playing this year? He’s been a beast left fielder in franchise mode for me
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    Don’t forgot the 7 on 7 participation trophies along with burgers and hot dogs for the kids, steaks for the adults. They’re treating this shit like the end of the little league season party. Which makes perfect sense. They’re a little league program
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    Wait wait. We’re their main rival again? Odd. I’ve been told for 10 years they could care less about us while lsu and bama are their true rivals. Huh
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    I like it. He’s silky smooth at 2nd. Can he pull a Seth Johnston, make the move to short and have a career year at the plate plz?
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    Thanks for the invite, dick. I was literally 200 yards away playing some ball at Westlakes baseball facility
  25. Fletch
    You know what fucking sucks? The fact that Baker Mayfield is alive

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