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Penn state makes sense cause we’ll be in the same conference as Georgia then. Addison I suppose is possible but come on. But if that happened, I would join Scientology cause only xenu would have the balls to fuck with us this much. That jimbo thing is absurd. Jimbo could join ISIS and aggy would defend their god…I mean coach

Manny and Orlando had their absolute awful moments too. Shit even our defensive minded head coach Charlie Strong had some historically bad defensive days Thing that fires me up the most is instead of foster, schooler, Brockermeyer, Jett bush or Adimora we’ll have Watts, Thompson, Crawford, DTD and Finkley. Massive upgrade there Same shit on offense. Instead of Casey, Tyler Jones, Cade Brewer, Jared Wiley, Marcus Washington, Josh Moore and Okafor, we’ll have Ewers, Banks, Neyor, Milton, Billingsley, Sanders, Campbell and Conners. Yeah I know, we’ve drank kool aid for 12 years now and all we got was this lousy tshirt. But holy fucking shit. We’re gonna have 7 5stars on offense. We should be able to ou under Riley this. Put up 50ish points a game and get 3-6 stops. Including field goals as stops and win some 55-38 type games till the studs in the ‘22 and ‘23 class come in and turn us back into Mack with Robinson/Chizik/Muschamp. Idk about you guys, but I’m fucking pumped. After the last 12 years, we’ve fucking earned this. As an entire athletic department. It’s beautiful being fully aligned top to bottom in every fucking sport we have again. Wait shit. Us winning track and swimming championships mean we’re totally fucked for football, basketball and baseball. Right, @BurntOrange&White?

Damn. That’s Aaron Nixon level good

10 am Monday

I tell you what, meet me at crown and anchors and I’ll let you have the honor of buying us a pitcher of shiner in celebration

You goin out drinking tonight to celebrate?

Y’all are nuts. Gallo is gonna win MVP going away

Not sure but I bet it has something to do with Pearl Harbor

Wait this could happen? Thought we had no interest at all in Shanahan. I’m a total Westlake homer and I’m not totally sure I want him but fuck it. He’s got a mean streak at guard and toying with aggy since the sec announcement has been a fucking blast Now if we take Shanahan, there’s no reason why we shouldn’t take Greathouse. I know he loves Norte dame but like 8 or some shit or his former teammates are on the team. Arch throwing to him in the slot and on goal line jump balls would be unfair. This is pretty awesome. Under Herman and Hand, Shanahan and Greathouse would be top targets while going all in on Novosad or some shit. Got damn this is fun

They brag about a lot of things. Like beating bama once. Or winning world war 2. Or how they’ve owned the sec. or how jimbo is a combo of Bear, DKR, Urban and Saban while every top recruit they’ve gotten just loves gorgeous college station and the rich tradition of aggy. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play high level football at a school located in a flat wasteland where a fried chicken joint is the best restaurant in town?

They should trade Gallo for a defensive beast in the outfield. Also, really wish Kody was a Yankee. He’d kill it with that porch. The Yankees would be wise to pick Ivan in the 2nd or 3rd. He’d kill it in that little league park

Yes. As usual, Pierce had us playin our best ball come May and June. Cooper, Kingham, Johnston, Kennedy, shugart and ridgeway was a damn salty staff. Kacy, Boswell, Jones, Hamilton, Todd, Kody, Mathis, Gurwitz, Reynolds and even Cantu and McCann were a bitch of a lineup. Yeah Cantu and McCann weren’t our standard, but McCann was average enough defensively and a solid contact hitter. Cantu could pound the ball every now and then. Our defense was really solid that year and Kacy, Boswell, Todd, Reynolds, Jones, Shaw; McCann and at times, Cantu killed it at the plate. We got fucked being sent out west. We should’ve been in Baton Rouge or Southern miss or Gainesville. Feel like we would’ve won any of those regionals easily. Shit we should’ve won the Long Beach regional and I think we matched up well with Fullerton. If we had say, Tres, DJ, Silas or even fucking Jacob felts at catcher, we would’ve gone to Omaha. Fuck it. Whatever. This is the best staff we’ve had since Augie, Harmon and skip. We’ve gone to Omaha 3 of the last 4 full years. We significantly upgraded our pitching coach and Rodriguez is a badass hire. And tulo is still gonna be around the program. Y’all ready for some 02-‘14 action? It’s coming. The program from Gus and his dudes to Huston and the Augie dudes all hanging around the program. The whole Texas baseball family is aligned. Y’all ready for some more Omaha trips and a few dog piles? The next 10 years are gonna be 2000-2014 all over again, but with a couple more dog piles thrown in. I’m beyond fucking ready

I’ve had aggys text me after their “big” wins (bama, auburn, lsu). I totally understand. First thing I did when we beat ou in 2013 or 2015 or notre dame in 2016 or usc and ou and Georgia in 2018 was text my aggy friends to gloat. Oh wait no I didn’t cause I’m not a fucking psycho that lives to watch my rivals lose, and even when we win, still rub it in their face instead of celebrating with my fellow longhorn fans. I remember when Vince crossed the goal line on 4th and 5, I immediately picked up the phone and metaphorically rubbed shit all over my aggy friends face. Oh wait no I didn’t. I went down to the drag with my parents and dogs and celebrated the greatest win in program history as well as the greatest game in college football history. The way real fan bases go about celebrating…..

Seriously. These dudes aren’t in elementary school. They’re treating it like the little league team party after the season. “Burgers and hot dogs for the kids, steaks for the adults!!!!” It’s one of the the many things that makes them…..them. Watching them implode the next few years is going to be beyond glorious. Especially after the mad shit they’ve talked since Johnny coke head. Hate that we’re playing them again but fuck it, let’s do it the way we always have. Beat them 80% of the time in everything

That was a fun season and we got totally fucked. We should’ve been a 2 seed somewhere in the southeast but they shipped us off to Long Beach and we still almost won. Fucking Cantu. That’s a team I feel like would’ve done some damage in Omaha. Really good lineup with Cooper, Kennedy, Kingham, Shugart and Ridgeway. Fucking baseball being all annoying like that

Man I wish the 2020 season happened. We were absolutely loaded that year. Oh well. The baseball gods owe us hard ever since that faithful day against tcu in 2010 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Skip used to give private lessons to Kershaw, Homer Bailey, Scott Kazmir and an ocean of other mlb dudes. And obviously the Knebal, workman, Jungmann, Milner, Curtiss and peters group. Good side gig for these dudes

See Trojans, Texas kids would like to do this again

Tried explaining that to that aggy dude. He couldn’t wrap his head around it. It makes perfect sense for dudes like Evan Stewart to play for jimbo and not sark in their minds. It’s insane

Even Pierces dog hates him. Dude is just toxic. Good thing we made the CWS 3 of the last 4 years in spite of him. Phil Haig and Sean Allen were the true brains there

Honestly I thought we were gonna go like 4-8 in 2013. Greg Robinson and our o line saved our ass that year. And of course we unnecessarily burned swoopes redshirt against like Kansas and when we were getting our asses kicked by Oregon. Sweet now I’m all pissed at Mack again

Awesome. Basically an assistant without being on the payroll.

His dad was one of my coaches. Wasn’t exactly the smartest dude. And he was my history teacher one year. He constantly dips. Shit he was dipping during a lecture once. Thought it was rude he didn’t offer me any

Thanks. I wasn’t already feeling old or anything

It’d be a great way to honor 9/11 if Baker tore up both his knees after throwing 3 pick sixes