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Bill Brasky

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  1. 49-46? Fucking judges Spit decision at best
  2. Goodnight King. Fuck
  3. I wonder if part of him liking Dallas was the amount of Finnish players already on the team
  4. was he electrocuted?
  5. The category 6 hurricanes that we won't be able to see coming will wipe out all the forests long before Trump and Musk and their army of chainsaw wielding autistics get there
  6. they could also make better movies instead of recycled shit
  7. He's an Ed McCaffery type of receiver. It's like having another coach on the field.
  8. is that a mugshot or did she visit the Glamour Shots in the Kerrville mall?
  9. Bring your walking shoes as well, especially if you park along the backstretch. They make you walk all the way to the soccer stadium to get in the gates, then you walk back a half mile in the direction you just came from to get to turn 12. Frustrating as fuck with my shitty knees. It was hot as fuck today. First really warm day of the year after coming out of a cold spell a week ago.
  10. pretty damn close to the Stars thread. some fucknut was doing it on the NHL thread during the 4 Nations. I can't imagine being that miserable of a person, and I'm a miserable person most of the time.
  11. and Dallas gave up a 4th for that spare fuck from Carolina
  12. I would say Talladega, but it may ruin all your future Nascar experiences at other places because Talladega is fucking insane for the partying there.
  13. I thought it was much better with the shorter layout today, although it was a hot sumbitch in the bleachers in turn 12. coming out of the shortcut into the stadium section was plenty of action
  14. plenty of free parking, just adjust which direction you are coming in from based on where you are sitting. my group will be in turn 1 so we will come in from the east but we don't even really have to do that. if you are coming in on 130 then 2 hours before race start is plenty of time. come earlier if you want to see more prerace activity or walk around to the merchandise trailers and booths. Nascar is not nearly the parking clusterfuck that F1 is.
  15. Saturday and Sunday I will be there
  16. I was not aware there was a Congolese Mennonite community
  17. on vet trip a couple of summers ago my dog was sitting on my lap in the lobby and shit all over me. there was a lady in the lobby that was kind enough to get me a lot of paper towels and get some of them wet so I could clean up a little
  18. Give your balls a tug
  19. 16 for K.C. and that's just Andy Reid's son
  20. never saw any of the Godfather movies never saw any of the Marvel or DC movies except for Guardians of the Galaxy and the first Spiderman never saw any of the Lord of the Rings never saw anything animated except South Park and Beavis and Butthead never saw any of the James Bond movies with Daniel Craig never saw any musical with the singing and dancing bullshit never saw Fight Club, Interstellar, The Green Mile
  21. fighting over the last copy of The Financial Times at Hudson News
  22. At a football tailgate some of the food and drinks got the best of me and I had to shit and there was no holding it in until I got into the stadium, so I was forced to use the port-a-johns. After waiting in the 30+ deep line at the row of shitters I finally got my turn and it was pretty explosive and not very clean. With the subpar toilet paper it took 8 or 9 wipes to get the job done. Just as I am standing up to pull my pants back up this fat bitch pulls on the door so hard that it opens up (even with the little dial turned to occupied) and there I was in front of the crowd exposing myself to everyone because some tub of lard was impatient.
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