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Bill Brasky

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  1. Bill Brasky
    You to go woody's for sausage, jerky, and other sides. I've never even bothered with the other stuff there.
  2. Bill Brasky
    Hi! So there were some break-ins in the neighborhood around that time and the wife was a little bit worried about what would happen if she were home alone. I showed her the basics of how to work my shotgun and that pretty much if she were just able to work the pump action that sound alone would be a pretty good theft deterrent. So that night I went to store while she was sleeping. When I came home and as I am walking into the living room she raises up from behind the kitchen counter and works the pump action and out of instinct I dive for cover behind the couch. She starts laughing at me and I am like wtf, you don't point guns at people like that. She was proud that she remembered how to do it and wanted to show off for me. I asked her how she knew it wasn't loaded and she said she pulled the trigger and nothing happened.
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    do people who live in travis county have a map of the county by zip code memorized or some shit?
  4. Bill Brasky
    I think uncle Dennis probably used to molest him which is why he has so much power over him
  5. Bill Brasky
    Ask one of the Mikeskas
  6. Bill Brasky
    Sounds like a long game for a money scam
  7. Bill Brasky
    Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman
  8. Bill Brasky
    whataburger
  9. Bill Brasky
    Well.... Fuck
  10. Bill Brasky
    Fuck these fucking fucks.
  11. Bill Brasky
    Slicker than owl shit Wilder than a shit house rat Busier than nine cats taking a shit and trying to cover it up Finer than a frogs hair split five ways Hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire
  12. Bill Brasky
    *obligatory Auschwitz joke*
  13. Bill Brasky
    Wellbye.jpg
  14. Bill Brasky
    Where do I need to send my reperations check?
  15. Bill Brasky
    Too many clicks
  16. Bill Brasky
    I heard she was clubbed to death in the heart by someone trying to steal a diamond from her.
  17. Bill Brasky
    Bill Russell
  18. Bill Brasky
    Annnnnnd the pace car just wrecked
  19. Bill Brasky
    Rian Johnson choked bigger than the Oilers versus the Bills
  20. Bill Brasky
    They are going for the top 50 bbq joint list on Huffington Post
  21. Bill Brasky
    Hike up to the M, visit the Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation
  22. Bill Brasky
    Mom was in on it too
  23. Bill Brasky
    2. it is an accomplishment for me
  24. Bill Brasky
    enchiladas
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    Roseanne

    Bill Brasky replied to TahoeHorn's topic in Cloak Room

    I may or may not be taking ambien. Bien?

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