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  1. The family was on a trip to Santa Fe over Spring Break in 2020 - when the world was just starting to spin out of control. First stop was the grocery store since we were staying at a VRBO. Passed a lady with a cart completely full of large bottles and boxes of wine. Absolutely nothing else in the cart.
  2. Jerry Callo

    1923

    Sheridan. Fuck aggys. Taylor Sheridan, then Taylor Gibler, went to Southwest Texas State.
  3. Jerry Callo

    1923

    Can't wait.
  4. Glue and adhesive traps suck as they are indiscriminate - they work for everything, including snakes, lizards, birds, pets, etc. If you use them and catch something that you'd rather not die a slow, painful death, vegetable oil can be used to remove them from the trap.
  5. Dog should not be allowed in bars. They cannot control their licker.
  6. I liked the cold open, Weekend Update, and the animated guys mapping out New York. Listened to Wallen's first song and he was terrible. Fast forwarded through the second song and never watch the ending stage thing.
  7. Don't forget to bring a knife to a knife fight.
  8. Jerry Callo

    Colonoscopy

    Assholes are like opinions - everybody has one.
  9. * May I momo dog face in the banana patch?" I listened that album over and over as a kid. I make obscure references all the time that no one gets but me. Most often - "It's like those French have a different word for everything!"
  10. Here's the story about how the Willie and Merle version came about.
  11. Enjoyed the first two episodes of The Residence. Limited series whodonit with a pretty good cast. Uzo Aduba plays the part well and has some really funny lines.
  12. Looks like a Little Brown Skink.
  13. Phobias are irrational fears. Being old and smart enough to have trepidation about climbing ladders or getting on the roof is not irrational.
  14. Wow. TCU is all messed up. Horns are looking great!
  15. Anything made of wool.
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