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Jerry Callo

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  1. Mine as well. CAP at UTSA. Graduating from The University on the 10th.
  2. Just Around The Corner Dipshits is a pretty good band name.
  3. You clearly missed the Channel 2 local new piece by the bald, aggy ring wearing guy. I'm sure many criminal lawyers are citing that video instead of the penal code and caselaw these days.
  4. @Superhero please don't call your 10yo an asshole. No idea what that means to him, but who else has he heard you refer to as an asshole?
  5. Jerry Callo replied to Hanrahan's topic in Daily Texan
    You need to try the organic, farm raised, cage free, artisan ketchup.
  6. I’m sick and tired of the stories that you always tell / Shakespeare couldn’t tell a story that well / See, you’re the largest liar that was ever created / You and Pinocchio are probably related ~ LL Cool J
  7. My mom was in that situation, however she was always worried about getting a huge tax bill. She paid income taxes out of her social security and pension - got it all back with the tax return in the following year.
  8. Just add "fucking" before cat in each sentence.
  9. Rewatched the last two episodes of Season 1 - ready for Season 2.
  10. Funny. My daughter's indoor team started playing against boys teams exclusively when she was 12-13 because there was not enough competition with the girls teams. At 14 they started to play indoor with coed adult teams.
  11. My daughter dribbled down and scored a goal in her first soccer game, which was met with cheers from the players and parents. She was so shy and timid at the time that she sat in my lap and wouldn't play anymore that game. Next week, I convinced her to play again and told the parents not to cheer if she happened to score again. She scored five goals to zero fan fair.
  12. Jerry Callo replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    Tifo was great.
  13. Jerry Callo replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    12:45ish kick today with a national broadcast on Fox. We really need to take out last week's embarrassing loss on the Galaxy. ¡LISTO!
  14. What carb were you running before? I couldn't tell from the previous engine pics.
  15. I made my youngest agree before I agreed to pay for her college. She didn't even have to agree to take care of my wife, just me.
  16. Amazing grace . . .
  17. Well, we got married seven years later - so, eventually.
  18. On your recommendation, I've booked dinner there this weekend. Twenty-ninth anniversary. Might take a change of clothes and hit Peter Pan afterwards (our first date, nearly 36 years ago was putt putt golf).
  19. If anyone is thinking about attending the Austin Blues Festival tickets are $50 off for the next couple days. I'm on the fence, but wouldn't mind seeing Kingfish again.
  20. Mom would make white gravy with browned hamburger meat to serve over toast - shit on a shingle.
  21. "We ain't paying her to put on fashion shows, we're paying her to nan."
  22. Naked. Smoked and then fried as ordered.
  23. Nothing get past you.
  24. I find the largest whole wings and cut them into sections myself. Sometimes I find rather large wings, but its not consistent. SS consistently has really large wing pieces.
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