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Jerry Callo

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  1. Also cunts.
  2. Random memes without context.
  3. Damn, your boat is longer than Exxon.
  4. Back in May, I saw the Combustion Inc. thermometer on sale the other day and was ready to pull the trigger. Only to find out there are two other similar thermometers on the market now - Meater 2 plus and Thypur Sync. Watched a handy review video and decided to get the Thypur. The Thypur was $159 on their website, plus a 10% discount for giving them my email address. Thypur recently came out with a 4 probe unit. Here is my first cook: Pork tenderloins seared on the stove then finished in the oven. It was nice not having to open the oven and temp prob along the way.
  5. Green are a bunch of cunts.
  6. Jerry Callo

    Austin FC

    Ample substitutes my ass.
  7. Jerry Callo

    Austin FC

    Damn
  8. That was nuts
  9. Radio Coffee food truck.
  10. That's probably a clue.
  11. If that was this morning, we were there at the same time.
  12. Went to Briscuits this morning for the first time. Until this morning it was the only Austin place listed by Texas Monthly that I had not tried. Had the biscuit with brisket and smoked strawberry jam and it was great. Brisket was moist and would have been great standalone. I also got the blueberry sausage, but haven't tried it yet.
  13. We saw this guy at an Austin FC function and didn't know anything about him. Ended up seeing him again at the Austin Rodeo.
  14. I also like 2Cellos version better than Michael Jackson's. I'm beginning to think I just don't care for MJ's version.
  15. I don't like Alien Ant Farm. I think their version of Smooth Criminal is better than Michael Jackson's. I don't know if I've ever heard another one of their songs.
  16. Does Forth Worth Ever Cross Your Mind and Purple Rain
  17. Back at the original Alamo Drafthouse we saw: Random seats throughout the theater had buzzers attached that went off when scary things happened on screen.
  18. You want to be a jedi? Yes. What's a jedi? No idea, but I'm tired of all this one, two buckle my shoe shit.
  19. I might not be right, but I like Alien Ant Farm's version of Smooth Criminal better the Michael Jackson's.
  20. That guy clearly hasn't seen the Star Wars Holiday Special.
  21. Look at the numbers pre-Kobayashi. He started the shift to separating the dogs from the buns and dunking in water. The numbers were much lower before. Pre-Kobayashi, the record was 25 1/8 in 12 minutes. The next year, Kobayashi ate 50 in 12 minutes.
  22. This is still good advice. The athletes I watched over the last four years go into college playing sports (swim and soccer), did not wait around for coaches to find them. They researched the schools that offer the majors they intended to pursue and the sports teams associated with those schools. Some flew around the country to do ID camps at colleges. They reached out to coaches when playing tournaments to let them know their game schedules. Brisket - it sounds like your player has a unique story to tell. I'm not affiliated with it (other than my daughter plays indoor soccer with some of the guys), but it might be worth checking out SGA. Sonny is a great player and has a pretty successful training academy. Much smaller scale than Lonestar.
  23. We would have accepted either of these Princess Leia gifs.
  24. You're probably confusing memes with personal texts again.
  25. Which side is the blond haired kid on?
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