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Jerry Callo

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  1. Jerry Callo replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    I came up with the ideal ending a couple seasons ago. Beth and Jamie get into the final battle; back and forth slapping and punching; Jamie eventually, though covered in his own blood and barely able to see, gets the upper hand and slowly chokes Beth to death; Rip walks into the horse barn where this is all going down, sees a lifeless Beth and a distraught Jamie and immediately shoots Jamie in the head; unable to carry on, Rip takes his own life. Fade to black.
  2. Pioneer Dr. Ruth has all the right moves.
  3. I have two of these half moon stones from CGS.
  4. This is probably posted somewhere else, but seemed appropriate for poooooor aggys, now shut the fuck up. Glad to see AP picking up the story. Taaffe Honors late teammate
  5. I stopped at the Richmond location a couple weeks ago and commented a couple pages ago. Overall it was a good meal. I swung by Truth first and the wait was easily over an hour, which didn't work for my schedule.
  6. That was great. Anyone watching the game without a dog in the hunt had to notice how fixated they are on Texas - we already knew it. We went 13 years without playing each other - all along they sang their song about us at every game, in every sport, and at every event, graduation, orientation, . . .
  7. He moved to New Mexico and got out of the barbecue business.
  8. Ask Gabe . . . I mean Vic.
  9. Aggy are delusional and always have been. I watched Texas play Ohio State with an aggy. Even after we won, he said he'd rather have their QB and coach than VY and Mack Brown
  10. My oldest (no pics), final year at Texas, just found out she drew a ticket to the SEC championship game. Hook'em!
  11. Unfortunately, Brotherton's fell off fast after John passed.
  12. Added about a pound of ground, smoked brisket.
  13. Cubed chuck and dehydrated pepper slurry simmering.
  14. That is going to have some heat. I'm doing chili for the game with rehydrated peppers, but it won't be that hot. Pics to come.
  15. Dry as fuck. Would not eat.
  16. Remembering the Texas band playing Amazing Grace at the 1999 game still brings tears. Hook'em
  17. Props to the kid in burnt orange standing in the middle of the Horns down sheep fuckers.
  18. Watched it last night at home with the family (at someone else's suggestion). It was terrible. Laughed a few times, but overall terrible. 2 out of 5 yutes.
  19. Interesting.
  20. You know you're going to the concert with your wife instead of her girlfriend, right?
  21. His wife's brother's wife's father. It's as simple as that.
  22. Reply: and organic mushroom soup and fried onions.
  23. Suck it up buttercup
  24. Dinnertime is specifically set for everyone but the cook - flexibility is the cook's perogative.
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