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Jerry Callo

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  1. Pretty good episode with all the random vampire cliques, C-Man coming up with vampire names for everything, the Van Helsing cousins, and Skarsgard's cameo.
  2. Jerry Callo replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Last scene with Jamie and there was a train whistle before he went inside the house. Foreshadowing, I hope.
  3. I won a certificate for brisket class with Kareem El-Ghayesh at KG BBQ which I attended this morning. Such a cool and humble guy. He served a slice of moist and lean brisket, a burnt end, mac & cheese, and Egyptian bread pudding. Brought home a pound each of moist brisket and pork ribs and two lamb chops.
  4. We are due at least two big plays from Gunner Helm.
  5. Don't we have a backup fucking kicker?
  6. How is that not roughing in light of that bullshit offsetting call against us in the first half?
  7. One of them is wearing a No. 1 Texas jersey and they are 10 rows up. They might show up on the broadcast during field goals and extra points.
  8. Oldest and her roommates (no pics) drove to Atlanta last night, arrived about 3 am. They are all graduating in May. They're going to have a great time. Hook'em!
  9. Most songs are about sex - obviously this one included.
  10. McDonald's don't use no square wonderbread.
  11. This is a pretty good deal on a TFO starter set.
  12. It seemed like there are couple of newer dead people outside Solo's vault. People from other silos that tried to open the door? People from in Solo's vault that didn't get along with Solo?
  13. What's in a name. That which we call a bird by any other name would still shit on your car.
  14. I think there is one missing.
  15. Jerry Callo replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Happy Birthday, Brat!
  16. Cottonmouth - hope you didn't try to pet it.
  17. I picked up an Instant Pot Accu Slim Sous Vide gadget today. $75 on Amazon, but it was $29 on Woot. Not sure how much I'll use it, but at that price I thought it was worth a try.
  18. Not to Bill Swerski its not.
  19. I saw a post this morning with a couple pictures of a coyote - "keep an eye on your fur babies . . ." First, people who use the term fur babies are silly. Second, I am pro-coyote when it comes to people letting their cats roam all over the neighborhood. True be told, if I could find a way to toss a coyote over my neighbor's fence to deal with the yapping fucking dogs, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
  20. That's actually not terrible. Why fuck with the alliteration of Happy Holidays, though? I say Merry New Year most of the time with a lame African accent, but most of my conversation is littered with obscure movie references.
  21. Got the first card in the mail yesterday. "Merry Holidays!" What the fuck is that? I don't get bend by either Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, but Merry Holidays is fucking stoopid.
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