Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Jerry Callo
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The Perpetual War on Christmas. 2024 battles
Got the first card in the mail yesterday. "Merry Holidays!" What the fuck is that? I don't get bend by either Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, but Merry Holidays is fucking stoopid.
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The official “I’m on Bluesky” thread
Some assclown already took JerryCallo. I will be known on Bluesky as JCallo - that's Callo with a C. I set up my profile, followed a few people, and will probably never go back just like @threads.
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Yellowstone
I'm good with that. So long as both Jamie and Beth die onscreen, I really don't care what happens to anyone else.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The Sound of Music. Freddy Krueger is always singing How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria.
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Getting old sucks
Last time I thought I'd severely sprained my ankle, I'd actually broke it in two places. I watched it for 5 days or so and when it didn't get much better, I went to the ortho. Didn't have a cast, but had to wear a boot for several weeks.
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Yellowstone
I came up with the ideal ending a couple seasons ago. Beth and Jamie get into the final battle; back and forth slapping and punching; Jamie eventually, though covered in his own blood and barely able to see, gets the upper hand and slowly chokes Beth to death; Rip walks into the horse barn where this is all going down, sees a lifeless Beth and a distraught Jamie and immediately shoots Jamie in the head; unable to carry on, Rip takes his own life. Fade to black.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Pioneer Dr. Ruth has all the right moves.
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Big Green Egg & Other Ceramic Grills All Encompassing Thread
I have two of these half moon stones from CGS.
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Pooooooor aggies. Now shut the fuck up.
This is probably posted somewhere else, but seemed appropriate for poooooor aggys, now shut the fuck up. Glad to see AP picking up the story. Taaffe Honors late teammate
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Texas BBQ
I stopped at the Richmond location a couple weeks ago and commented a couple pages ago. Overall it was a good meal. I swung by Truth first and the wait was easily over an hour, which didn't work for my schedule.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
That was great. Anyone watching the game without a dog in the hunt had to notice how fixated they are on Texas - we already knew it. We went 13 years without playing each other - all along they sang their song about us at every game, in every sport, and at every event, graduation, orientation, . . .
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Texas BBQ
He moved to New Mexico and got out of the barbecue business.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Ask Gabe . . . I mean Vic.
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Aggy are delusional and always have been. I watched Texas play Ohio State with an aggy. Even after we won, he said he'd rather have their QB and coach than VY and Mack Brown
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
My oldest (no pics), final year at Texas, just found out she drew a ticket to the SEC championship game. Hook'em!
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Texas BBQ
Unfortunately, Brotherton's fell off fast after John passed.
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Chili w/o beans
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Chili w/o beans
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Chili w/o beans
That is going to have some heat. I'm doing chili for the game with rehydrated peppers, but it won't be that hot. Pics to come.
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ESPN GAME DAY
Dry as fuck. Would not eat.
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ESPN GAME DAY
Remembering the Texas band playing Amazing Grace at the 1999 game still brings tears. Hook'em
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ESPN GAME DAY
Props to the kid in burnt orange standing in the middle of the Horns down sheep fuckers.
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Deadpool & Wolverine
Watched it last night at home with the family (at someone else's suggestion). It was terrible. Laughed a few times, but overall terrible. 2 out of 5 yutes.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
*y'all's
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