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    *glass
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    Chili is simmering.
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    No cap
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    Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
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    Kids say the damndest things. Oh, wait . . . IPIHB.
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    Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Such range of acting couldn't be achieved by the likes of the casts set forth above. No way you could replace these actors with Pacino, DeNiro, or the Endgame actors. John Cleese - The Black Knight, Peasant 3, Sir Launcelot the Brave, Tim the Enchanter, Taunting French Guard, Second Swallow-Savvy Guard Eric Idle - Dead Collector, Peasant 1, Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir Launcelot, Brother Maynard, Roger the Shrubber Graham Chapman - King Arthur, Voice of God, Middle Head, Hiccoughing Guard Terry Jones - Dennis's Mother, Sir Bedevere, Knight of Camelot, Prince Herbert, Left Head
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    All you need is the world's largest rubber band.
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    Getting old sucks

    Jerry Callo replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Old people.
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    It's always best to wait till the week before the first big cold snap.
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    Getting old sucks

    Jerry Callo replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Maybe. Browsing AARP - definitely.
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    Colonoscopy

    Jerry Callo replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    For it to work correctly, I think you have to drink it.
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    I'm going with Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. Seven Best Actor wins between three actors.
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    Christone "Kingfish" Ingram is playing at Antone's on Dec 30th and 31st. I was bummed that I missed him at ACL because I had tickets to W2 and he didn't have any other shows scheduled in Austin. Got my tickets for Saturday night.
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    It's no longer a secret squirrel facility. It's now Secret Power Rangers Headquarters and the little building in the back is The Illuminati.
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    Mighty Fine burger with bacon on a Round Rock donut.
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    My fear as well. The jump from a trailer to a brick and mortar is a big one. They went all in with a gorgeous new location with ~$500k worth of incentives from the City of Buda. The number of extra employees necessary to run the new operation had to be significant. I've been to the new location once and it was great. I usually get my Valentina's fix at Q2 during home soccer matches. I'm worried that both are in jeopardy at this point if they are bouncing payroll checks.
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    Austin FC

    Jerry Callo replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol

    FCito is playing for the MLS NextPro championship right now of Apple TV+.
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    Terry Black's >>> Original Black's
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    Don't ask them to pronounce GIF
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    I think they just got tired of those Alaskan rednecks and just walked somewhere else. Probably hanging around Hawaii now.
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    This was my first thought. Probably influenced by Forrest Gump.
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    Not at all surprised about what appears to be permanent stains on his shirt.
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    Getting old sucks

    Jerry Callo replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Saw this at ACL

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