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Jerry Callo

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Everything posted by Jerry Callo

  1. Ffs. I could have intercepted that
  2. Quintrequad'vion Razor
  3. Shooting themselves in the foot this drive
  4. Same. As a kid, I had nightmares about that shit.
  5. My igloo stays at 68 degrees.
  6. You can also precook the bacon on a pan in the oven. Not enough to make it crispy, but enough that it get closer to matching the shrimp when completed.
  7. Gabapentin helped our old lab for a while. Jumping down off the bed can be very painful and exacerbate the problems - you should watch that.
  8. And dropping a white power sign.
  9. Flags half staff in Zamunda today.
  10. Don't be surprised if the wife decides to repaint that room before the baby comes - even a day before the baby comes. We painted the whole baby's room green before she decided it was the wrong color green. The only acceptable response from expecting dad - whatever you want. We completely painted the room twice during her last week of pregnancy.
  11. Starting a re-watch of the last few episodes of season 1. Episode 5 seems like a good place to start. Half way through and the majority of the story is back in my mind.
  12. Another beautiful morning. North breeze and 71 degrees. Not many birds flying, though. Ended up with three on nine shots. Made a great breakfast - breasts sautéed in butter with jalapeño and onions. Couple eggs over eazy. Boom.
  13. Fucking incredible!
  14. I sure have missed football on Saturday. Hook'em!
  15. I was going to recommend the same. Listened to it yesterday. Now I have a list of Keaton movies to go back a watch.
  16. I have stopped trying to explain every damn thing. Best answer:
  17. Plenty of tickets available for the October 12 game against Panama in case anyone is interested in attending his first game. Unfortunately, I already have ACL W2 tickets.
  18. The gall of that guy.
  19. Mortal Kombat didn't come out until the 90s.
  20. I don't know shit about fuck, but I bet I could tell the difference between a spleen and a liver.
  21. I like both of these. The jarred one is chunkier. If you are looking for tomatillo salsa, always check the ingredients to make sure they don't use a large amount of green tomatoes.
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