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Jerry Callo

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  1. So ready for college football.
  2. That looks awesome. I bet it would be good with some strawberry preserves, too.
  3. I guess ignorance is bliss - I don't know of any features that I need behind a subscription paywall. I don't even use the free account. Just the app with whatever podcasts I want. I listen to podcasts almost exclusively when driving - probably 4 to 6 hours a week.
  4. When I went to elementary school in VA in the late 70's I have no idea what time we started - get your ass up, eat Captain Crunch, get on the bus, go to school. I do remember the school year going until mid-June - fuck that.
  5. I use Pocket Casts and have for years. I have about 15 podcasts and it shows each time a new episode is dropped. You can toggle on and off auto download for new podcasts.
  6. This thread is not complete without @Nuge's input.
  7. Was that in Taiwan or your Mrs. Brat's hometown of Taylor?
  8. I cracked up each time they identified those guys as "creek people" under their name when talking. And why the hell is anyone talking to anyone, even 20-30 years later. STFU
  9. I still do camera one, camera two every so often
  10. Thanks for the heads up about the show. We'll be going and was able to get the pre-show lounge tickets as well.
  11. Jerry Callo

    Austin FC

    I want our two points. Looking forward to the game tonight. ¡LISTOS!
  12. From TM: "The brisket is consistently smoked to perfection and is seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic, and Lawry's seasoned salt . . . " Yeah, that brisket does not look good.
  13. It was a couple of years before young Jerry started taking bikes off any sweet jumps, and the bike was slightly lighter.
  14. I had that Evel Knievel costume in about 1976. I was such a badass that Halloween with my costume and bike.
  15. I have a cousin who is an equine chiropractor. I can't imagine how much money you could make telling people that the horse is going to need 3 visits for the next 3 weeks, 2 visits for the following 4 weeks, and a once a week maintenance visit for the next few years.
  16. Apparently letting God take the wheel.
  17. Looks like an untrained dog, without a leash that was scared of something.
  18. I was thinking about this the other day. My favorite example:
  19. Good reminder: Long professorial version (worth the time): STFU Short and to the point version: STFU Friday
  20. Looking forward to it. Res Dogs was incredible and Ethan Hawke small role was great.
  21. For those who might not have seen the link posted on the first page or are inclined to send some additional help. Help ROFL BOX
  22. Beef ribs are about the easiest think to smoke. I don't remember the last time I ordered one at a barbecue joint.
  23. I think you need to work on the delivery. Your punch line makes sense when read, but is harder to verbalize. I do like a good punctuation example, though. The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac literally takes things.
  24. I love these posts. I'm sure "Can You Help Me With This" pops up on a google search prompting the unsuspecting public to ask an innocuous question. Then surly chimes in . . . and doesn't help with shit.
  25. He was very big in Sheboygan as the fucking Polka King of the Midwest. Don't sell him short.
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