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    Mom is on drugs and dad is a dick. Don’t feel special, this woman would’ve married anyone.
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    Dorks
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    Kill shot @AntsInMyPants
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    One of you silly fuckers needs to find the video of that insane interception fumble recovery for a TD. I tried but I can’t find it.
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    It’s always been a convenient parking lot. It’s right in the middle of town, close to UT, etc.
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    1) Semi Auto Bullup Shotgun 2) Helmet with good face mask 3) That scuba diving chain link shark suit shit 4) Machete …send me in.
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    HUGE fuck up on your part. You were way off.
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    In on page 29!
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    Making a chocolate pancake.
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    It’s happening. They’re just going to keep pouring in for the mullet. We’re about to have more pancakes than IHOP and Waffle House combined.
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    Just saw that, he had no idea!!!! That’s insane!
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    Candle futures skyrocketing.
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    Day Crew, today is the day. Topics: 1) If you’re Ewers family, do you get the new Dutch Bros Coffee or just stick with Starbucks for the trip to Austin? 2) Where will lunch/dinner be? 3) With Dave Campbell now gone, does Ewers still make the cover?
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    We are always upgrading our football stadium and a new basketball arena. What is “a hard time with facilities” definition?
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    Clown fucking Elf
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    Night crew bringing heat. We have managed to integrate statistics into a debate between Herman and Strong. This thread is similar to a video of a clown fucking an elf.
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    Night Crew!
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    Makes sense she was from NY. A Canadian would’ve come out unscathed with no rescue needed.
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    ….fuck OB
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    This is the shortest and best post you’ve ever made.
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    Lots of unnecessary words instead of just saying, “I’m a fair weather fan.”
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    The evolution of this thread has taken its normal form for Surly: 1) we have no knowledge or relevant conversation about where Mullet will go 2) a sensible debate about the quality of pussy between Lubbock and Austin 3) overrated, overrated, HS school drugs 4) Garrett Gilbert 5) an idiotic debate about the quality of life between Columbus and Austin
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    Yes, we should make it to a bowl next season.

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