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DaggerHorns

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    Back in my day, The Onion used to be comedic and satirical. Sad to see it take a more documentary form…
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    We certainly couldn’t find anyone to hide trading any memorabilia for tattoos. We couldn’t find anyone to cover up domestic violence either. Oh, almost forgot….murder cover up. Hold those coaches up high buddy!
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    Great video NSFW
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    Chicken curry can make quite a mess.
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    Checking back in to see if Herbie has offed himself yet since he can no longer taste jizz….
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    When you found out that you didn’t like mopping floors and went to find a better job, no one would hire you. That makes you a quitter.
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    One of you dickheads needs to make some gifs of the sul Ross statue worship from this video. That would be internet worthy for a few different message boards.
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    There’s still a difference here. If someone enters the portal and gets offered by USC, they’re obviously good enough to get offers from other programs. If you enter the portal and you’re not good enough to get an offer from anyone and you suck.....you come back and ask to play again even though you suck, yes, yes....you’re a quitter.
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    I too agree that RD needs to make a formal demand that comments be published. RD- Let us know when completed and post it here. Carry on.
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    Sounds like that book needs more reviews....just sayin.
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    Too much MSG...
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    Take the loss pussy!
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    Another bachelor party breaks into Tyson’s house...
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    Fuck TCU
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    Jesus, what a great gif ^^^ So....learn me real quick. 1) even after today’s skull fucking, we are still 1 spot out of big 12 title? 2) this should solidify regionals and a #1 seed?
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    If it has reentered, it will be pretty quick right?
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    Needs a similar solution for an inflatable doll. A real woman deflates when you don’t pay too.
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    This all makes sense now. -Microsoft “XBox”
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    I have to admit, that’s pretty cool. A player that’s bad at life paired with a school that’s bad at life. Juwanna play for the Vols?
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    I’m contemplating a sex change and moving to Seattle. Or I could just try to bag Melinda.
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    When was the last time a SINGLE school took credit for everything their Power 5 conference accomplished? Asking for Billy Liucci.
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    Sajak just isn’t saying shit like this:
  24. DaggerHorns
    Call your dad and tell him you love him, it’s ok.
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    He’s such a little pussy. He doesn’t even get along with his own family.

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