Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by DaggerHorns
-
Русский корабль - иди нахуй
With this declaration of war, I’d sanction him at the next bar meetup.
-
Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I’m working from home tomorrow with these gas prices.
-
Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Is this on tiktok? How are y’all listening?
-
Australian swimmer killed in shark attack
A little bit of the ‘ol hershey highway before the camping trip eh?
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Y’all keep posting the non-jizz version. It’s not only infuriating, it’s wildly inaccurate…..
-
APD Booking Photos
-
APD Booking Photos
I saw him in the Anderson Ln area maybe a year ago. He was doing his thing, acting blind and shouting obscenities at the sky. I was going to say “hi Nate!” from my truck at the stoplight but I wasn’t in the best mood as they didn’t have the roasted brussel sprouts at Bartlett’s that night.
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Googling “hotter n ballz”……
-
Sam Acho to ESPN
Sam is a mentally disabled fuckwad. If there was a way to sew his mouth to his asshole, the world would be a better place.
-
Australian swimmer killed in shark attack
Part of my comment was a joke and I know there wasn’t much to be done. I feel good knowing that my entire life I will never have held a phone/camera in my hand while someone dies. I’ll be more focused on attempting to help in some way, shape or form.
-
Australian swimmer killed in shark attack
That rock fisherman had to be slaying ‘em after chumming the waters there.
-
Australian swimmer killed in shark attack
Holding a phone taking a video without any conscience to maybe call authorities. What a world we live in… ….definitely should’ve held the camera sideways to get a full landscape ocean shot.
-
Adrian Peterson admits he still hits his son with a belt
Looks like the DA isn’t going to do anything. After examining his character and prior record, he would never do anything like this. He’s always been a good guy and a great father.
-
I want to tell you all the story about The Freshman
OP was a kicker….nerd.
-
Pet Cloning now costs less than a new pickup truck. We're next?
I wanted to do this for my best buddy and really thought about it. Unfortunately all I have is his paw print and some old hair. His life was tragically cut short from bladder cancer. His replacement is a little maniac that destroys everything in sight.
-
NFL MVP is a bigger joke than the Heisman
Deebo is really good. He was playing Running back and receiver all the time. He definitely deserved to be in the conversation and I fucking hate the 49ers.
-
Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
What else do you come to surly for?
-
Austin - something that is pissing me off
90% of the posters in this thread wear socks with their sandals.
-
SOMEBODY FLIPPING ONE FUCKING SWITCH WOULD HAVE KEPT AUSTIN IN WATER
Jesus titty fucking tap dancing Christ. This city is so completely fucked, I’m speechless sometimes.
-
SOMEBODY FLIPPING ONE FUCKING SWITCH WOULD HAVE KEPT AUSTIN IN WATER
Again….not to worry, our local leadership will figure it out.
-
Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
So did I. I don’t know how, I wasn’t even breathing hard. It was probably her thighs…
-
American Happiness Reaches Five-decade Low
Thank you social media! …and any other form of media.
-
Off Grid Alaska
Pretty cool that you’re doing something the whole state of Texas did last year for about 3 days. Also, do you charge your phone/computer with snow? I’m still confused about the “off the grid” part….
-
Off Grid Alaska
“Completely off the grid” ….while posting on a Central Texas based message board. What a bunch of mooseshit….
-
Tell me about the University of Southern California
With the enormous amount of dicks, Lincoln can fit in his mouth at once, it’s not surprising that defense isn’t a focus. Just look at all of the boner gobbling he was able to accomplish in the big 12 without having a respectable defense. Building his offense around fellatio has worked for him in the past so I think he’ll be fine doing the same on the west coast.