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DaggerHorns

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  1. DaggerHorns
    From Texas Hill Country. Not mine, it’s from Reddit.
  2. DaggerHorns
    You sound like you go larping.
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    From my “inside sources” “An electrical fire in an emergency generator. It was way too large to fight when it was discovered. I drove by today and the mast has collapsed and the superstructure is beginning to fall into the flight deck. The whole thing is just melting. Today they abandoned efforts. They are just going to let us burn to the ground. Right now they are trying to figure out how to get it out to sea because there is about half a million gallons of fuel on board.”
  4. DaggerHorns
    *Educating ....for fucksake
  5. DaggerHorns
    Ask PNG’s most esteemed alum, Chet Garner.
  6. DaggerHorns
    Smells like a Figurelli sock.
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    This was my first thought. Yoy barely have enough juice to charge your boyfriend’s vibrator. I’m looking at this one as my dad use to have one with the remote start. This one is built for fucking. https://www.ebay.com/c/1437892981
  8. DaggerHorns
    I always enjoy data in different variations that display how my cowboys have sucked for 25 years.
  9. DaggerHorns
    Omg, this is fuckin great. I had all his books when I was younger. Part of the reason I’m so fucked up is his cartoons. Fuck putting on this Romcom with my girl. I’m nailing pints and settling into the new stuff.
  10. DaggerHorns
    There’s nothing to see here. This is just a regular case of Indian-giving.
  11. DaggerHorns
    Still plenty of land to gobble dicks on...
  12. DaggerHorns
    Ask him why he’s such a dork.
  13. DaggerHorns
    When you get questioned in your deposition, don’t tell them your real username on surlyHorns.
  14. DaggerHorns
    https://www.barkingcarnival.com/2020/6/17/21293666/the-eyes-of-texas-longhorns-football-athletics-racist-unity-school-song-racism-1903-athletics
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    Yes dude! This is what you do. You are the resident aggy historian. PLEASE email him. (and post it here) Thank you in advance.
  16. DaggerHorns
    FUCK. YES.
  17. DaggerHorns
    Yeah, you can clearly see how he accumulated all that wealth. He doesn’t do it for the money, he lives very humbly. He gives ALL that money back to the patrons.
  18. DaggerHorns
    Why doesn’t he just give BJ Foster his insurance info? He doesn’t need to quit...geez.
  19. DaggerHorns
    “Due to unfortunate situations...” Thats tells the whole story right there. I’ve had a few of these in my life and I usually just quit so I don’t have to do anything challenging or maintain some sort of mental strength.
  20. DaggerHorns
    I too was awoken by this horrible system that was created to save children’s lives.
  21. DaggerHorns
    You sick fucking bastard! There’s enough hate and bad shit going on in this world to bring up some shit like this. disgusting....
  22. DaggerHorns
    Finally, something that saves tax dollars.
  23. DaggerHorns
    I look at LinkedIn from time to time in my job.....yada yada, they put ads on there. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a Master of Jurisprudence in Wealth Management so I click on it just to see what in the worldly fuck it is....you know because it’s an ad.....and aggy never disappoints. It doesn’t load at all, I tried a couple of different ways. They are so fucking lame that it’s a waste of time.
  24. DaggerHorns
    How long until they celebrate it, build a memorial, claim its never happened to anyone else, then fictionalize some sort of hero that was never there? ...there’s more but I’m tired.
  25. DaggerHorns
    That’s not true. It’s only Derka’s threads which is 90% of surly.

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