DaggerHorns

TLDR; tOSU will play for a title next year...

I’d jump off the balcony, land in the water, swim ashore, and tell everyone to kindly fuck off.

His username indicates he may not be a dude.

What about the 8 ball he picks up on the daily? ...or the balls resting on his chin.

I still don’t understand why they didn’t retire Joel Klatt’s number. He was brutally killed on the field in the Big 12 championship.

We should have a recruiting board to discuss signees in a timely fashion.

You masochist sicko fuck!

As if anyone there kept these rules in mind to begin with....

Hilarious. Fuck mich state.

Had a rough talk with grandma, no more of her famous bat soup. Had an easy talk with my buddy. No more rusty trombones, midget or regular.

Can someone please tell me how the midget got involved? What was he doing at your place, who was holding the camera, etc...?

This man knows. I’ll add Corn Pops in there but Captain Crunch was always raping the roof of my mouth.

I can’t fucking read and I came here for only one picture...

Out of all the weird shit they do, this is somewhat normal.

I absolutely love lean. I have made it a few times only when prescribed. I felt like Pimp C, I just didn’t drink as much as him.

I watched Zombieland Double Tap yesterday so I feel ready.

You just don’t get it. YOU keep coming over on our lawn to cry about it. Typical idiotic aggy thinking. Keep bracketing time to try to make sense of football. Use a decade where you didn’t get beat by us. Quit playing FCS teams. Get female cheerleaders.

My favorite part is when you talk about how we bring up the bonfire. The sole reason it was brought up was in response to the Whitman shooting from one of your aggy boyfriends. I love your sports comparisons. It will never be a clean comparison in your feeble little brains. You’ve been lied to your whole life about things like, “cause it was durin tha waar”, “y’all was at home sippin tea”, “uh but if you count day games between 2012-2017 out of conference, we’s the bestest in tha souf.” Academics - always have been and always will be better Sports - always have been and always will be better Money - you’ll never catch up Pussy - highest quality by light years. Also, our cheerleaders have them Location - pull your head free from your colon Class - always had more and will always have more This is reality. Please understand it. All 50 states understand this. Thank you for registering on another fanbase’s website and creating worthless input (driven purely by your own obsession). No one else here is doing what you are. Think about it.

Is this a Baskin-Robbins thing like your avatar?

That’s just like your opinion man... What’s legal isn’t always moral and ethical. What’s moral and ethical isn’t always legal.

Butler C.C. Jesus...

Yeah, there’s a lot that shocks me every year. Even at times when coverages or plays are completely predictable to the average dickhead under copious amounts of Coors Light and skoal.

Reality is around you, not inside your phone or online. Use your brain to think not the social media posts you see. Listen to your family and friends actual voices not surlyhorns. Its 2020, make it a goal to fuck a real chick.

Seems like a great system. Let’s start a thread about it.