DaggerHorns

Our defense is about to get fucked like Natalie Dormer in a surlyer’s basement.

Haha, I had no idea those were his stats. Pretty solid. He’s still a bitch in my book.

Not bad for a Nazi sled.

I gave up completely after I saw Minkah Fitzpatrick. He always sucked, knew he would suck in the NFL, and it was complete fucking bullshit that he got the Thorpe with jack shit for stats. I really don’t even understand what drives the obviously bad decisions for the winners.

“I’m glad I renewed my season tickets.” I’m so fucking stupid sometimes.

This is what I’m screaming.

We got 99 problems and money ain’t one.

Nvrmnd

The dangers of selling your memorabilia on Craigslist...

Less jokes. Let’s try to keep this thread serious, please.

They were always cool enough to let me drink their beer and fuck their chicks... ...consensually.

Craig Naivar should be testing his blow dryer next to his bath tub right now. If not, he should get a head start on the unemployment line.

Its not a museum. It’s called the hall of champions...dick.

Eat shit everyone! I’m thankful that I don’t know any of you in real life...go fuck yourselves!

Checking back in on this request...

Good ‘ol Figurelli. What a fuckwad.

All things considered, it’s going well for your first thread.

Oh god No, we’re fucked.

Of course, the tech punter is supposed to be better.

Tech’s punter just had a longer pass than Sam did all game. “Fuck My Life“ - every longhorn fan

Gen X is the absolute best generation. Everyone else is a bunch of slap dick ass clowns. Last generation to grow up without the internet. We also know how to fuck chicks with or without internet assistance. We can fix your computer but also know when to ignore them. We also didn’t use our student loan money to travel the world and then bitch how we shouldn’t have to pay it back. Gen X is the most well rounded when it comes to employment, pussy, beer, and drugs. We respect others, aren’t snowflakes, work hard, and created great music. Fight me.

I’m indifferent....because I don’t have a vagina.

Another thread about someone running out of tampons...carry on.

It certainly is when you remember he protected Aaron Hernandez.

Say what you want about Urban, don’t care. He’s a piece of shit. I am proud that I graduated from UT. I am also proud that I didn’t go somewhere that covered up rape, covered up fucking little boys, covered up molesting gymnasts, etc... I think if you cheat or mistreat others, that’s one thing, but if you just get caught with weed and a pistol that’s another, because you’re a dumbass. My time in watching Texas is the most any Texas school has done (titles, bowls, player awards). If you have a tiny little dick like OP, you’ll convince yourself that sacrificing moral and ethical standards to win makes sense. All of the sudden, life changes and everything is amazing. When I meet an SEC grad in Austin, I don’t go crazy and think, “oh wow, you must be cool because the football team you cheered for is bad ass.” When I meet an tOSU grad I wonder if they were one of the ones that thought Urban was ok and part of the group that wanted to keep him. What do you think when you meet a PSU grad? It’s just a game and I’m a huge fan. ”cold hitting pipe hitting...” wtf are you talking about. Fuck Urban Meyer, hang him by piano wire in Nuremberg.