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DaggerHorns

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  1. Have you factored in the part where we like to give opposing quarterbacks career days?
  2. Hey, look at me, I’m a Nebraska fan! I need validation! Someway, somehow! I need attention!
  3. Thank god, all of you dickheads spend way too much time on message boards, the book of faces, the instant grammars and the tweeterspheres.
  4. Holy fuckballs man. Like part of your brain on the front end or did it just get your skull? Also....pics or gtfo.
  5. Now all we need is our own TV channel to monetize and capitalize to get an edge in recruting.
  6. What if the coat hanger worked on your mother?
  7. He’ll be fine. He’ll have receipts and tools that he can show for the wood purchase and the location of his workshop. He can also easily produce the most recent tax returns showing that he’s paid his dues to use that roadway and the taxes that support our wonderful law enforcement.
  8. I thoroughly enjoy threads like this. We all sober up from Saturday clouded in hope and contemplating rehab. Someone among us (from the future) decides “we will win out.” You forgot a tiny detail about your declaration. This is one of those scenarios where Biff Tannen found the sports book and the actual result of the rest of our season is this: Link
  9. This year has had a lot of schematic breakdowns, confusion about spreads, wild predictions, and unexpected outcomes. Throughout all of it, this thread explains more about Texas football than all of that bullshit combined.
  10. Many people love him. I have never been impressed. Why is important that you answer fucking twitter? The carnival and silent disco shit if fucking pointless. Win, that’s fucking it. Hire people that get you a shot at a title. Shaka has been shit too. This is the last year I will give him.
  11. 1999! I still remember going to a Halloween party at Paradox on 5th. The usual shit, tons of whores, minors, copious amounts of booze....and this world class dickhead. He had the whole get up. He had the pants, the socks, the sleeveless sweater, the hat....and to top it all off, he had the make up where broken glass was coming out of his face. It was horribly wrong and an amazing costume. (Payne Stewart) It had to be some fuckwad that’s now posting here.
  12. If child molestation, rape and domestic violence don’t ruin the sport, I’m sure it can survive the transfer portal.
  13. How much time did you spend with him in the locker room?
  14. Not even fucking close. Strong’s team would just lay down and die when faced with any sort of challenge. Herman’s teams fight back. You also have a lot of injuries.
  15. Parking makes sense and it’s the worst venue in the world.
  16. I really liked him on the flea flicker where 7 of our guys couldn’t manage to perform what is called a “tackle.”
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