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    2016: https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/college/college-confidential-blog/article73990052.html
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    I don’t get mad. I completely lose my fucking mind and insist that I wear the headset the very next drive and win a national title every year from here on out.
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    I was particularly impressed with red zone interception.... ...against Texas St.
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    That man has seen some shit. This really puts it in to perspective how disappointing we all are. We relish in dick drawings and overindulge in football.
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    It matches the number of mammary glands and the number of ovaries he has. Coincidence? I think not...
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    I’ve never thought about starting a thread about my own realization, age, and which playes were my generation. I also don’t enjoy reading threads about other’s realizations. For fucksake...
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    Agreed. It has begun...
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    Between fucking little boys, finger banging gymnasts, getting free tattoos, supporting women beating, and not “playing school” the BIG 10 is not a place for academic prowess or grooming the youth of America.
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    Meh...Westlake sends theirs to the Super Bowl.
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    Cut him some slack, he’s probably just a little too high.
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    We have seltzer on tap. It could get very creative with your request for pickle shots.
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    https://www.instagram.com/tsquaredaustin/
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    PM sent.
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    #42. Shane Buechele
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    What does the powder color have to do with the story? Why is it a white powder bag and not just a powder bag?
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    I literally heard this story last night from my Lyft driver. Kind of odd that he gave up a good paying private job to work for the government then all the shit with his sister. Fucking “weird shit” is right man...
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    Settle down dweebs.
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    You forgot the “hook ‘em” at the end of your post.
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    Thank you for introducing Whittington. He too is also better. On the offensive side of the ball, the fastest guy on the field will be Jake Smith. We’re going to run through you like spicy gumbo served at a retirement home. Burrow can go bleaux a crawfish.
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    Ok, let’s see who has had better careers. Collin Johnson > Justin Jefferson Keontay Ingram > Clyde Edwards-Helaire Keontay is young too. That shit you’re smoking from Louisiana is good.
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    Given their inability to physically harm anyone on a football field, I wouldn’t worry about this. However, if you were some sort of barnyard animal, I would encourage a witness protection program type strategy.
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    LSU can geaux fuck themselves.
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    Swamp pussy in the late summer can be a bit more moist due to the humidity. With many of our players on early award watch lists, I would bet we can make more Co-eds cream their panties early and often given the level of talent in the stands going to Texas by a long shot. As for the football game, we’re going to make LSU feel at home and toss them around like a tin roof in a hurricane.

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