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DaggerHorns

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  1. We are turning out to be like all the other bitches. We get to put on pretty shoes before we’re fucked.
  2. Our defense is about to get fucked like Natalie Dormer in a surlyer’s basement.
  3. Haha, I had no idea those were his stats. Pretty solid. He’s still a bitch in my book.
  4. Not bad for a Nazi sled.
  5. I gave up completely after I saw Minkah Fitzpatrick. He always sucked, knew he would suck in the NFL, and it was complete fucking bullshit that he got the Thorpe with jack shit for stats. I really don’t even understand what drives the obviously bad decisions for the winners.
  6. “I’m glad I renewed my season tickets.” I’m so fucking stupid sometimes.
  7. We got 99 problems and money ain’t one.
  8. The dangers of selling your memorabilia on Craigslist...
  9. Less jokes. Let’s try to keep this thread serious, please.
  10. They were always cool enough to let me drink their beer and fuck their chicks... ...consensually.
  11. Craig Naivar should be testing his blow dryer next to his bath tub right now. If not, he should get a head start on the unemployment line.
  12. Its not a museum. It’s called the hall of champions...dick.
  13. Eat shit everyone! I’m thankful that I don’t know any of you in real life...go fuck yourselves!
  14. Checking back in on this request...
  15. Good ‘ol Figurelli. What a fuckwad.
  16. All things considered, it’s going well for your first thread.
  17. Oh god No, we’re fucked.
  18. Of course, the tech punter is supposed to be better.
  19. Tech’s punter just had a longer pass than Sam did all game. “Fuck My Life“ - every longhorn fan
  20. Gen X is the absolute best generation. Everyone else is a bunch of slap dick ass clowns. Last generation to grow up without the internet. We also know how to fuck chicks with or without internet assistance. We can fix your computer but also know when to ignore them. We also didn’t use our student loan money to travel the world and then bitch how we shouldn’t have to pay it back. Gen X is the most well rounded when it comes to employment, pussy, beer, and drugs. We respect others, aren’t snowflakes, work hard, and created great music. Fight me.
  21. I’m indifferent....because I don’t have a vagina.
  22. Another thread about someone running out of tampons...carry on.
  23. It certainly is when you remember he protected Aaron Hernandez.
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