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DaggerHorns

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  1. This route has worked well for me the past 20 years: Friday, start drinking as early as possible, remind your girlfriend/wife/mistress that she is along for the ride and Saturday is going to be epic. Friday 4pm, start nailing pitchers at the largest rate for the lowest price with many Texas fans. Friday 7pm, ask your boys where they are and call them pussies. Friday 10pm. Remind your girl that she’s just along for the ride, Saturday is going to be epic and you have no idea how you both ended up in the West End ready to blackout or get into a fist fight with a land thief or do both. Friday 10:05 pm. “That’s fine, I’ll catch up with you at the hotel and be ready to go to the game.” To your girl Friday 11pm. You’ve done it. You’ve met up with dirty Mike and the boys for an absolute throw down that you won’t remember. Saturday 6am. You just had an epic night with Dirty Mike and the boys. You have a hangover that is worse than the New Years 2000 but it is immediately eliminated by adrenaline and your girl bitching about how she’s already hearing stories about last night and you pissing on some guy’s shoes that had a mullet, crimson shirt, but absolutely no degree in higher education. Satruday 6:15am. Find food because you’re a dumbass and you didn’t eat Dinner last night. 6:45, go to state Fair, jump out of cab/uber 1/4-1/2 mile early because traffic sucks. 7:10am watch your cab that just go out of drive past you. 8am. Remind your girl that today is going to be epic. 8:30am knock down 2 Corn Dog Ales at the beer garden next to the stadium. 9am mike and the dirty boys are back. Grab fried food so your girl doesn't hear all of last nights stories. 11am Kick the ever loving shit out of OU. The end.
  2. Did Augie only act like this AFTER He won the titles? What comes first here, the chicken or the egg?
  3. Who was he referring to when he specifically said, “a tough team“, “they deserve a great deal of credit”, “he’s a good quarterback, a big part of their offense” ???
  4. Jesus, some pussies up in here. I appreciate him being candid and tough. I also think this builds his type of football. Augie Garrido did far worse when he spoke to our baseball players and the guy was a fucking champion...a lot.
  5. I need a video. This could be the sequel to his fat little girlfriends speech.
  6. Classless: rapists, liars, & cheats. Everything about Ohio is just as shit brown as their river. If you held a gun to my head and asked me to cheer for Ohio St, I’d beg you to pull the fucking trigger.
  7. Thankfully all mine is in gold so I don’t have to worry. You know, because if everything went to hell in a hand basket, I could give a couple pieces of gold for a loaf of bread. Or if our currency was obsolete, I can just use gold everywhere!
  8. Looking at a pretty sweet homeless camp along Shoal Creek. TEXAS!!!
  9. Jesus Titty fucking tap dancing Christ... https://www.sbnation.com/2016/10/1/13132016/texas-oklahoma-state-extra-points-blocked-trent-domingue 3.....I was near suicide that day.
  10. Scumbags! Fuckwads. Weak ass fucking bullshit. This pisses me off more than the result of the game. Blatantly LIE about another university to try and justify your shady shit. Fuck that low life, shit academic, cheating institution. I hope another hurricane comes along to give that state another bath.
  11. Hardest work went to Jameson, lol. Thats a solid performance.
  12. Didn’t make it by. I was stuck with the girlfriend’s parents and the sorrow of losing. I hope you guys had a kick ass time!
  13. You should fuck them all so they’re used to it tomorrow.
  14. Please compare these offenses to other offenses. I’m okay with my opinion on this one...
  15. 2016: https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/college/college-confidential-blog/article73990052.html
  16. I don’t get mad. I completely lose my fucking mind and insist that I wear the headset the very next drive and win a national title every year from here on out.
  17. I was particularly impressed with red zone interception.... ...against Texas St.
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