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DaggerHorns

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  1. Holy fuckballs man. Like part of your brain on the front end or did it just get your skull? Also....pics or gtfo.
  2. Now all we need is our own TV channel to monetize and capitalize to get an edge in recruting.
  3. It’s time to say your goodbyes.
  4. What if the coat hanger worked on your mother?
  5. He’ll be fine. He’ll have receipts and tools that he can show for the wood purchase and the location of his workshop. He can also easily produce the most recent tax returns showing that he’s paid his dues to use that roadway and the taxes that support our wonderful law enforcement.
  6. I thoroughly enjoy threads like this. We all sober up from Saturday clouded in hope and contemplating rehab. Someone among us (from the future) decides “we will win out.” You forgot a tiny detail about your declaration. This is one of those scenarios where Biff Tannen found the sports book and the actual result of the rest of our season is this: Link
  7. This year has had a lot of schematic breakdowns, confusion about spreads, wild predictions, and unexpected outcomes. Throughout all of it, this thread explains more about Texas football than all of that bullshit combined.
  8. We’re a Swimming school.
  9. Many people love him. I have never been impressed. Why is important that you answer fucking twitter? The carnival and silent disco shit if fucking pointless. Win, that’s fucking it. Hire people that get you a shot at a title. Shaka has been shit too. This is the last year I will give him.
  10. This x1,000,000
  11. 6-7 or 7-6 of course we go to a bowl!
  12. 1999! I still remember going to a Halloween party at Paradox on 5th. The usual shit, tons of whores, minors, copious amounts of booze....and this world class dickhead. He had the whole get up. He had the pants, the socks, the sleeveless sweater, the hat....and to top it all off, he had the make up where broken glass was coming out of his face. It was horribly wrong and an amazing costume. (Payne Stewart) It had to be some fuckwad that’s now posting here.
  13. If child molestation, rape and domestic violence don’t ruin the sport, I’m sure it can survive the transfer portal.
  14. How much time did you spend with him in the locker room?
  15. Not even fucking close. Strong’s team would just lay down and die when faced with any sort of challenge. Herman’s teams fight back. You also have a lot of injuries.
  16. Parking makes sense and it’s the worst venue in the world.
  17. I really liked him on the flea flicker where 7 of our guys couldn’t manage to perform what is called a “tackle.”
  18. Tell it again BB
  19. This route has worked well for me the past 20 years: Friday, start drinking as early as possible, remind your girlfriend/wife/mistress that she is along for the ride and Saturday is going to be epic. Friday 4pm, start nailing pitchers at the largest rate for the lowest price with many Texas fans. Friday 7pm, ask your boys where they are and call them pussies. Friday 10pm. Remind your girl that she’s just along for the ride, Saturday is going to be epic and you have no idea how you both ended up in the West End ready to blackout or get into a fist fight with a land thief or do both. Friday 10:05 pm. “That’s fine, I’ll catch up with you at the hotel and be ready to go to the game.” To your girl Friday 11pm. You’ve done it. You’ve met up with dirty Mike and the boys for an absolute throw down that you won’t remember. Saturday 6am. You just had an epic night with Dirty Mike and the boys. You have a hangover that is worse than the New Years 2000 but it is immediately eliminated by adrenaline and your girl bitching about how she’s already hearing stories about last night and you pissing on some guy’s shoes that had a mullet, crimson shirt, but absolutely no degree in higher education. Satruday 6:15am. Find food because you’re a dumbass and you didn’t eat Dinner last night. 6:45, go to state Fair, jump out of cab/uber 1/4-1/2 mile early because traffic sucks. 7:10am watch your cab that just go out of drive past you. 8am. Remind your girl that today is going to be epic. 8:30am knock down 2 Corn Dog Ales at the beer garden next to the stadium. 9am mike and the dirty boys are back. Grab fried food so your girl doesn't hear all of last nights stories. 11am Kick the ever loving shit out of OU. The end.
  20. How dare you forget about the Austin Knights!
  21. Did Augie only act like this AFTER He won the titles? What comes first here, the chicken or the egg?
  22. Who was he referring to when he specifically said, “a tough team“, “they deserve a great deal of credit”, “he’s a good quarterback, a big part of their offense” ???
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