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DaggerHorns

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  1. Finally, something that saves tax dollars.
  2. I look at LinkedIn from time to time in my job.....yada yada, they put ads on there. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a Master of Jurisprudence in Wealth Management so I click on it just to see what in the worldly fuck it is....you know because it’s an ad.....and aggy never disappoints. It doesn’t load at all, I tried a couple of different ways. They are so fucking lame that it’s a waste of time.
  3. How long until they celebrate it, build a memorial, claim its never happened to anyone else, then fictionalize some sort of hero that was never there? ...there’s more but I’m tired.
  4. That’s not true. It’s only Derka’s threads which is 90% of surly.
  5. Is this the thread where I mention something about UT but post pictures of my own place and thoughts?
  6. From hackers to debating Jimmy Carter’s celebrity status. Jesus titty fucking tap dancing Christ.
  7. I love this guy. It’s like a toad fucked a bridge troll and he is the result.
  8. Idiots, yes. I would’ve done the exact same thing at that age. I would’ve gone to the beach with $93 and made it last for a raging 2 week bender chasing skanks with all my buddies...and ignoring the most aggressive signs of sensible caution.
  9. Well, this didn’t keep you from ripping it on a 2 week spring break, so.....
  10. Nailin a side piece with his brother. Gets caught, wife points his gun at him. Earl was not arrested. Pimps up, hos down.
  11. Awesome. After Ungar’s TD my buddy had a big ass party at San Pedro Oaks at 28th and.......yup, San Pedro St. Ungar showed up after the game, I slapped hands with him and told him he was a bad ass. Guzzled tall boys. Jumped off the roof into the pool. Heckled dweebs and pounded a tart. ....and fuck Delta Chi a few years earlier. Hodges Mitchell was leading the Big XII in rushing (prob 2-3 game into the season) and they didn’t let him into their party but they let some dickhead like me in.
  12. Beautiful post.
  13. That’s actually correct. It’s the combination of dirty and insane. Only achieved by aggy!
  14. No cloak room around these parts needledick.
  15. Can we move this thread so we can post the real pics?
  16. Yes, depending on what you were fingering when it broke.
  17. Impossible. They have gun laws there.
  18. You learned this from a previous marriage.
  19. https://mobile.twitter.com/JaviPerezSAM/status/1244468066903261185
  20. I’m not getting any business at the moment. The girls are scared and not getting any regulars or new business because of social distancing. There is less competition out there on the street corners we typically work. Many will probably leave the market after this virus due to health reasons and/or death. I’m glad I offer premium healthcare. Once this crazy time is up, I think I have a real opportunity to grab more market share. I think I’ll probably do special pricing or my own version of GroupOn. Maybe 3 hand jobs for $10, or overnight stay 1/2 off. At the end of the day, I think of this more as an opportunity, not a problem.
  21. I’m on day two and I’m ready to trade with one of you fuckers. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8108385/Divorce-cases-spike-China-couples-spend-time-coronavirus-quarantine.html
  22. This is great. Spring breakers will be back at their original place of domicile next week. We have contained nothing.
  23. Whatever.....the Rose Bowl in 2006 was way better!
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