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pearlandhorn

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  1. I was wrong. From this point forward, I’ll call whiny, know it all SIL the moocher SIL and the druggie SIL Druggie SIL. Moocher SIL just tried to give my border collie CBD because she “needs to chill”. Hey bitch, she’s a border collie. She has no chill. Moocher SIL and old sugar daddy are in fact here for some reason. Druggist SIL is already half a bottle of Evan Williams deep.
  2. Here we go. Wife and son came up to Tyler on Friday. I had the work late Friday and came up yesterday. Drug addled SIL was up here on Wednesday at my in laws. We get a call Tuesday morning that she has invited a guy (51) to Christmas that no one in the family has met. SIL and him met on a cruise 3 weeks ago. My wife finds out yesterday that she is moving in with him after they get back from another cruise next week. Oh, he lives in NC. This’ll get interesting. I haven’t been over there yet. This SIL hasn’t spoken to my wife since my wife found her blitzed out of her mind at the end of the summer. Won’t return calls, texts, nothing. Yet, acts like nothing is wrong at all at my in laws. She’s heavily on the booze and drank so much Friday night that she got sick. She’s communicating with the ex husband, other BF (with the girlfriend), and this new guy from NC. If I didn’t mention it before, she’s still sleeping with her ex, involved with a yard maintenance guy and his girlfriend (threesome style), and this new guy. The new guy is completely oblivious and naive about everything. About 3 weeks ago, she stopped communicating with everyone and my FIL drove to Huntsville to ex husbands apartment and found both of them naked, dressed up in Magic the Gathering makeup, playing a fucking game. They were both fucked up beyond belief. I wouldn’t mind ex husband showing up tomorrow just for the lulz. Other SIL flies in and gets here at midnight tonight. Because who would want to be sleeping at midnight on Christmas Eve? My FIL is picking her up from the airport. Her 65 year old sugar daddy (former Microsoft programmer or something) is driving from ATL to Dallas then to Tyler to pick her up this next Thursday. At least I don’t have to see that douche. I don’t blame him one bit for shoving her on a plane. Driving 12 plus hours with that would make me want to jump out of the car at 75 mph. Can’t wait to get parenting advice from someone who doesn’t have kids! Oh, my parents toilet and shower has overflowed. Drain is clogged and we have to call an emergency plumber. I’ll update with more drama as it occurs. Christmas is making up for a lackluster thanksgiving already.
  3. You think sark is only beating A&M next year by two scores? Lol
  4. Bank has repossessed aggy recruiting.
  5. If there's one post in the history of 9.95ers that I hope to be false, I really want it to be Nahlin's here. I want Texas to pursue just for the aggy tears and lulz.
  6. I agree I agree I agree I agree It definitely is.
  7. Bobby and Gerry have touched on this before. Typically the recruiting industry will drop Texas commits a bit due to NFL draft history. Once we start cranking out NFL draftees, these rankings will go up a bit.
  8. I for one love the fact that IT and all other $9.95ers outside of Bobby are now shitting all over themselves.
  9. I may just completely lose my shit and overdose on aggy misery if Tyanthony Smith does indeed flip to Texas.
  10. Very similar to Anthony Hill last recruiting cycle.
  11. Is there a limit on the number of EEs a team can have? I thought I remember a few years ago that early enrollees count towards a previous year's class. Not necessarily a "numbers" question but a "numbers question".
  12. Anybody doing Waco 70.3 next October? I definitely will be doing it. First IM event and I’m super stoked. Just had my second 20 mile training run for Houston. Ready to start swimming and biking more.
  13. I know this is satire but Bravo. Really. Almost fooled me
  14. Simmons isn't going to come in and immediately start from day 1. He's going to be introduced just like Anthony Hill and Derek Williams were this year. Will he the most talented person in that room the minute he steps foot on campus? Absolutely. I'd imagine he's in the same playing time percentage as those two freshman by the end of his freshman year next year.
  15. I believe that there will be better options that emerge at WR than what’s currently available. If Golden and Wells are the floor, we should be able to get better. Sark knows what he needs to replace and be better. I don’t think the guys available at WR would make us better than X and AD and JWhitt.
  16. Man, with all these transfers, will Napier even have a team to play in their bowl ga.... woops
  17. I believe they're paying that because no one would want to hitch their wagon to Mike fucking Elko. Reminiscent to overpaying Sterling fucking Gilbert to hitch his wagon to Charlie Strong.
  18. I'd even argue that the list stays the same when you say top 5 position coaches/coordinators. Offensive playcaller? Name 2 better ones than Sark.
  19. Posting this bullshit: Fucking racist Daniel Figurelli, the former PwC intern in Houston Texas.
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