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pearlandhorn

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  1. This. Fell asleep watching a movie last night and woke up this AM, got my coffee, proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes scrolling this thread and twitter.
  2. Absolute best way to run a football program filled with culture rot: hire guys to keep the culture rot in place. What could go wrong?
  3. I want 70. Fuck tech.
  4. That’ll fucking do.
  5. 2 plays later, gooners score. I can’t wait to be done with this shitass conference.
  6. We hosted thanksgiving for 7 others this year. I told my wife we’re doing paper plates. I ain’t messing with 9 sets of our good dishes. Easiest cleanup ever.
  7. SIL showed up. So far, no ex BIL. My wife, son and I did a turkey trot this AM and I immediately went to work on the turkey when we got home and got it on the pit at 10 am. I don’t know what the fuck my MIL did with the giblets from the turkey but they smelled fucking awful. Like a wet, sweaty armpit of an 18 year old. It permeated the entire fucking house. I immediately spent the rest of the morning and portion of the afternoon outside with the dog and my dad. Turkey was awesome. Pumpkin cheesecake is on deck. Part of me hopes exBIL shows up to add some drama but it may have to wait until Christmas for the other SIL. Go Cowboys!
  8. Mike Leach did it best. FIGHT!
  9. Did you spatch cock it?
  10. Who, next year, will get to enjoy Okie Lite vs. Utah as their conference’s most watched game. TX and blowu have been propping up this conference for the past decade. Fuck them and fuck ou.
  11. Fuck Iowa state. Fuck Matt Campbell. Fuck their 5 star culture bullshit.
  12. Where’s the flag for the late hit out of bounds? Seriously, fuck this shit ass conference.
  13. That’s unfortunate.
  14. Going to be funny if and when they have to fall back on their DLine coach. He will “interview” and “knock it out of the park” when everyone else is either taken or says no.
  15. SIL, wife, son, and my in laws are out camping this weekend through next Tuesday and I have the house to myself. Prior to my wife and son leaving, she checked the Verizon account to see if there had been any communication between SIL and exBIL in the last week since she got back from visiting friends on the east coast. Yes, yes there has been. Part of me hopes that fucker shows up here just for the sheer entertainment factor. Police would be called to my house by my MIL. So we MAY have something brewing for thanksgiving after all!
  16. SIAP - Justin Wells is referring to Kobe Black's brother, Korie, who is a potential grad transfer from Okie Lite. He's hinted that they will commit to UT together (Korie being a grad transfer) after the season. Justin and Gerry both mention this on a weekly basis.
  17. Dipped in high school, started smoking in college. Marlboro smooth's. Quit smoking when I started working out at age 30. Haven't had a smoke in...5 years now? I'm trying to quit the snuff though and I've cut down to half of what I was doing a month ago. It's just too expensive now.
  18. All jokes aside, outside of my wife, son and parents, my FIL is probably the coolest and most genuine guy I know. He's just a redass aggy. He can't so no to helping others out, especially his family.
  19. Best part about thanksgiving this year? My FIL is aggy. Texas is 9-1. Aggy is 5-4.
  20. There's the good stuff...
  21. I was thinking about Matt Rhule earlier. Dude can coach and knows offensive line which is their biggest weakness (well, one of them at least).
  22. I need to Looch comment on them being afraid of Texas is a main motivating point for them to make this move.
  23. You fuckers wipe the sand out of your collective vagina and change your tampon?
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