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pearlandhorn

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  1. I want 70. Fuck tech.
  2. That’ll fucking do.
  3. 2 plays later, gooners score. I can’t wait to be done with this shitass conference.
  4. We hosted thanksgiving for 7 others this year. I told my wife we’re doing paper plates. I ain’t messing with 9 sets of our good dishes. Easiest cleanup ever.
  5. SIL showed up. So far, no ex BIL. My wife, son and I did a turkey trot this AM and I immediately went to work on the turkey when we got home and got it on the pit at 10 am. I don’t know what the fuck my MIL did with the giblets from the turkey but they smelled fucking awful. Like a wet, sweaty armpit of an 18 year old. It permeated the entire fucking house. I immediately spent the rest of the morning and portion of the afternoon outside with the dog and my dad. Turkey was awesome. Pumpkin cheesecake is on deck. Part of me hopes exBIL shows up to add some drama but it may have to wait until Christmas for the other SIL. Go Cowboys!
  6. Mike Leach did it best. FIGHT!
  7. Did you spatch cock it?
  8. Who, next year, will get to enjoy Okie Lite vs. Utah as their conference’s most watched game. TX and blowu have been propping up this conference for the past decade. Fuck them and fuck ou.
  9. Fuck Iowa state. Fuck Matt Campbell. Fuck their 5 star culture bullshit.
  10. Where’s the flag for the late hit out of bounds? Seriously, fuck this shit ass conference.
  11. That’s unfortunate.
  12. Going to be funny if and when they have to fall back on their DLine coach. He will “interview” and “knock it out of the park” when everyone else is either taken or says no.
  13. SIL, wife, son, and my in laws are out camping this weekend through next Tuesday and I have the house to myself. Prior to my wife and son leaving, she checked the Verizon account to see if there had been any communication between SIL and exBIL in the last week since she got back from visiting friends on the east coast. Yes, yes there has been. Part of me hopes that fucker shows up here just for the sheer entertainment factor. Police would be called to my house by my MIL. So we MAY have something brewing for thanksgiving after all!
  14. SIAP - Justin Wells is referring to Kobe Black's brother, Korie, who is a potential grad transfer from Okie Lite. He's hinted that they will commit to UT together (Korie being a grad transfer) after the season. Justin and Gerry both mention this on a weekly basis.
  15. Dipped in high school, started smoking in college. Marlboro smooth's. Quit smoking when I started working out at age 30. Haven't had a smoke in...5 years now? I'm trying to quit the snuff though and I've cut down to half of what I was doing a month ago. It's just too expensive now.
  16. All jokes aside, outside of my wife, son and parents, my FIL is probably the coolest and most genuine guy I know. He's just a redass aggy. He can't so no to helping others out, especially his family.
  17. Best part about thanksgiving this year? My FIL is aggy. Texas is 9-1. Aggy is 5-4.
  18. There's the good stuff...
  19. I was thinking about Matt Rhule earlier. Dude can coach and knows offensive line which is their biggest weakness (well, one of them at least).
  20. I need to Looch comment on them being afraid of Texas is a main motivating point for them to make this move.
  21. You fuckers wipe the sand out of your collective vagina and change your tampon?
  22. To my unfortunate dismay, we will not be having the deadbeat brother in law at our holiday activities because my sister in law (wife's sister) has divorced him (finally). I guess she really did get tired of showering with a garden hose. Back in late July/early August, she finally moved out and got an apartment about 10/15 miles away from their house (still with no water to this day). My inlaws and wife helped her move in on a weekday while the BIL was running errands for his dad. Remember, this guy has never had a job in his life and is 41 or so. Literally, his resume is BLANK. Shit hit the fan when he found out she moved out: Oh I'm a changed man, we'll go to counseling, all that bullshit. Anywho, she began hanging out with new people, getting her life together, etc. She's 40 this year by the way. Well, apparently the BIL got the SIL hooked on something in middle of August as she began to hang out with him again outside of anyone's knowledge and was supplying it for her to keep her with him. It's a sad story honestly. In late August, she completely broke contact with her entire family (mom, dad, my wife) and they began to worry about her. Granted, this is after she had filed for divorce but before it was finalized (60 day waiting period I believe). We live in Houston and SIL lives in Conroe area so my wife leaves at the drop of a hat one day around 9 AM and my FIL leaves Tyler to meet and go try and find her. She can only be so many places right? We obviously live closer so my wife checks her work, apartment, several known locations where she'd been over the previous weekend. Nothing. She goes to their house she just moved out of and asks some people working on the next house if they'd seen someone that looks like my wife. They don't speak English so they go "ooooo yeah...tall...smoke smoke...look real bad...just here!" Wife leaves and goes back to the apartment and she's not there. She goes and checks other places again, calls her boss who says that she hasn't been into the office in 3 days (this was a Monday, so dating back to the previous week). She goes BACK to the house where BILs dad is waiting for her. BILs dad gets up in her face saying that they are no longer together and BIL wouldn't be messaging or hanging out with SIL anymore anyway. She gets back in her car and checks googlemaps again and sees SIL pop up at her new apartment. She hightails it back to the apartment and finds her blitzed out of her mind. An intervention ensues. SIL realizes she fucked up, goes to Alaska to visit family, stays for a few months, gets clean, and is currently visiting friends on the east coast. I'm very happy for her honestly. However, my wife manages the phone accounts for us (us 2, my in laws, and my SIL and exBIL). ExBIL has texted SIL 2,700 times over the past 9 days. He's even gone as far as to text my FIL about the people that SIL is hanging out with, saying that he should run background checks on these people. I believe she will be filing a restraining order on the guy. She needs to move farther away from him, immediately. But she hasn't been back to the apartment in over 2 months. My other SIL (47) and her boytoy (67 now) will be at Christmas. Thank fuck they won't be there for Thanksgiving. We're hosting thanksgiving this year with us (3), my parents and aunt, and my FIL/MIL and now single SIL. My MIL is still very dramatic. She's been cancer free for 2 years now (officially in remission) but still treats herself like shit (doesn't exercise, eats like shit, very dramatic about everything - think 95 year old woman attempting to walk). My FIL is great and my parents are good as well. Christmas will be the shitshow this year and I'm looking forward to more weedeater string and $5 scratchoffs!
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