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pearlandhorn

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  1. Quinn is a fucking baller. Him back next year, sky is the limit for this team.
  2. Bunch of sandy vaginas in here.
  3. I want 70. I want Sark to take that trophy, hand it to Quinn, then give Yormark the middle fingers and give him the stone cold stunner. WWE and whatnot.
  4. Ballgame. /greenspoint
  5. Yes. I don’t do shamu’s
  6. Gerry Hamilton has implied that Maalik will most likely transfer. I believe he has said Arch is the backup moving forward this year.
  7. Help an older guy out here...wtf does "cap" mean?
  8. This. Fell asleep watching a movie last night and woke up this AM, got my coffee, proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes scrolling this thread and twitter.
  9. Absolute best way to run a football program filled with culture rot: hire guys to keep the culture rot in place. What could go wrong?
  10. I want 70. Fuck tech.
  11. That’ll fucking do.
  12. 2 plays later, gooners score. I can’t wait to be done with this shitass conference.
  13. We hosted thanksgiving for 7 others this year. I told my wife we’re doing paper plates. I ain’t messing with 9 sets of our good dishes. Easiest cleanup ever.
  14. SIL showed up. So far, no ex BIL. My wife, son and I did a turkey trot this AM and I immediately went to work on the turkey when we got home and got it on the pit at 10 am. I don’t know what the fuck my MIL did with the giblets from the turkey but they smelled fucking awful. Like a wet, sweaty armpit of an 18 year old. It permeated the entire fucking house. I immediately spent the rest of the morning and portion of the afternoon outside with the dog and my dad. Turkey was awesome. Pumpkin cheesecake is on deck. Part of me hopes exBIL shows up to add some drama but it may have to wait until Christmas for the other SIL. Go Cowboys!
  15. Mike Leach did it best. FIGHT!
  16. Did you spatch cock it?
  17. Who, next year, will get to enjoy Okie Lite vs. Utah as their conference’s most watched game. TX and blowu have been propping up this conference for the past decade. Fuck them and fuck ou.
  18. Fuck Iowa state. Fuck Matt Campbell. Fuck their 5 star culture bullshit.
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