I believe they're paying that because no one would want to hitch their wagon to Mike fucking Elko. Reminiscent to overpaying Sterling fucking Gilbert to hitch his wagon to Charlie Strong.
I want 70.
I want Sark to take that trophy, hand it to Quinn, then give Yormark the middle fingers and give him the stone cold stunner. WWE and whatnot.
This. Fell asleep watching a movie last night and woke up this AM, got my coffee, proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for 30 minutes scrolling this thread and twitter.
We hosted thanksgiving for 7 others this year. I told my wife we’re doing paper plates. I ain’t messing with 9 sets of our good dishes.
Easiest cleanup ever.
SIL showed up. So far, no ex BIL. My wife, son and I did a turkey trot this AM and I immediately went to work on the turkey when we got home and got it on the pit at 10 am.
I don’t know what the fuck my MIL did with the giblets from the turkey but they smelled fucking awful. Like a wet, sweaty armpit of an 18 year old. It permeated the entire fucking house. I immediately spent the rest of the morning and portion of the afternoon outside with the dog and my dad.
Turkey was awesome. Pumpkin cheesecake is on deck. Part of me hopes exBIL shows up to add some drama but it may have to wait until Christmas for the other SIL.
Go Cowboys!