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pearlandhorn

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  1. Which part? Or allofit.gif
  2. Crazy SIL (one who isn’t here until Christmas) called just so she could bitch about having to work at her CBD shop in a strip mall in BFN Georgia on thanksgiving because all of her help quit. I chortled.
  3. Dinner done. BIL gorged himself and disappeared to go sleep. My wife, MIL, FIL and I cleaned up for 11 people.
  4. I see you fam.
  5. SIL and BIL…Jesus…they’re 40 years old and brought literally ALL of their clothes to wash because they live in a house with no running water. Remember the big freeze we had over a year and a half ago? They haven’t fixed their pipes. They “shower” outside with a garden hose. We all went (my wife, FIL, my son, and I) went to do a turkey trot this AM. BIL was still in bed when we left (left at 8:30), called at 9:30 while we were running the fucking race and told my SIL to stop at the grocery store and get him some ice cream because he doesn’t like the stuff my in laws have. Also told her that he needs cherry coke to mix his drinks with. When I got here at 11, he was already passed out and drinking. Oh, he had the keys to a car but is too fucking lazy to drive 5 minutes to the damn gas station. Turkey on the pit. My parents should be here in a couple hours.
  6. No no. I wasn’t expecting a bad season. And I definitely didn’t hope for one. My comment wasn’t meant specifically for you but for the entire board. We go from “we should be in the playoff” to “holy shit we aren’t winning another game with sark in charge” in about 3 plays. I wasn’t trying to single you out at all.
  7. Let me know your thoughts on the staff next Saturday.
  8. Death, taxes, and gundy shitting himself against blOU.
  9. I wonder what the stadium announced attendance will be?
  10. Texas 37 Kansas 27 Punt yards 153 (4 punts)
  11. My boss' son is on the A&M football team as a walk-on. He told me his son was saying that the majority of the freshman class doesn't really care and has essentially given up on the remainder of the year. He also said that in order to keep Weigman, it'll cost about $750k. Probably not much that isn't already known.
  12. I skinned and spatchcocked the turkey last year with a butter injection (two sticks, melted, with a quarter cup of cholula) and seasoned with BBQ rub and smoked it at 275 for about an hour and a half. Put it in a pan and basted with butter, covered until it hit 160 and then threw some bbq sauce on it. Pulled at 165 in the breast. I've been told that I'm cooking turkeys from now on for Thanksgiving. Will take pics this year.
  13. If only Evan Stewart was that smart...
  14. Holy shit
  15. Looch would be the d-bag who shows up at his 30 year high school reunion in his band letter jacket.
  16. I have an idea of who I'd want as the safety portal guy...but I'm not saying anything because I don't want to get slapped in the teeth.
  17. Bumping this thread as I know folks like @Sbbruin really enjoy my family theatrics. Thanksgiving should be pretty tame this year. Thankfully, I only have one sister in law visiting with her deadbeat husband. I'm cooking a turkey on the grill and we're having a combined thanksgiving with my parents and aunt and my wife's parents and said sister in law. Running a turkey trot the morning of. It should be a good time. Christmas is going to be a colossal clusterfuck and I'll be sure to document everything here. My MIL has quit taking her meds to stop her breast cancer from coming back and this has created some emotional wreckage in the family (can't really blame her or the family - the meds take a toll on her). The batshit crazy SIL will be there with her 60 year old sugar daddy. This woman drives my wife absolutely fucking crazy. When she walks into the room, I just leave. I can't stand to be around her. My dad's depression has gotten worse over the last year and his health has completely fallen off the rails. He got fitted for a CPAP machine but doesn't use it anymore, terrible diet getting even worse, etc. Let's get ready to rumble.
  18. New Orleans is a fucking shithole.
  19. Question for you guys that do triathlon. Do y’all have a tri suit or do you do tri shorts and a bike jersey?
  20. Jamison is a fucking moron.
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