Everything posted by pearlandhorn
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
Jesus Christ. So many pussy ass bitches on this board. Change your fucking tampons.
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Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC
Every single one of you is a fucking pussy ass bitch.
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Hey Oil Barons.......
Let's plan a nuclear deal with Iran, the mortal enemy of the Saudis, then call out the Saudis for not increasing production. What could possibly go wrong? Let's also support treacherous dictators like Maduro in Venezuela by begging them for oil too. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sark's Offense Fucks (post your favorite clips)
It really is nice having a head coach that understands offense.
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Texas A&M @ Alabama Sat. 7:00pm CBS
They have to make it to a bowl first.
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Texas A&M @ Alabama Sat. 7:00pm CBS
Seems like this is a weekly occurrence. I really don’t know why Saban kept butt chin after last year.
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Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
Blue needs a TD for the quadfecta of RB TDs.
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Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
Break it off in OUs ass, Sark. All fucking gas. No fucking brakes.
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Loudest DKR Moment You've Experienced
Mizzou 08 after OU. WVU in 2012 was pretty loud too.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Oh yeah, Saban is going in dry.
- Texas opens as a 5 point favorite v Oklahoma
- Say something nice about oklahoma
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.3 - 11:00am LHN
I still can't believe we beat OU with him at head coach.
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Texas vs. West Virginia - 6:30pm on FS1
Just got back from the game. My son’s first game. Ja’tavion sanders is fucking huge. I didn’t realize how big he was until he was 5 feet away from me. 🤘🏼
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Overrated Food Places
Can confirm. Tyler has some legit donut places.
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Overrated Food Places
I find that Ruth's Chris quality varies based on location. The best Ruth's Chris is in Vegas in my opinion. The one in New Orleans is a close second. The one in Houston is awful.
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2022 Surly Tailgate Meta Thread of Dominance
Thinking about dropping in and saying hello with my son. This'll be his first Texas game.
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Texas BBQ
Heading into town with my son next weekend for the game. I haven’t been to Austin in about 7 years (busy, work, etc.) Be there around 10:30, going to the game, going to breakfast the next morning and then heading out. Suggestions? Doesn’t necessarily have to be bbq but wouldn’t mind. Also, any good breakfast places in south Austin anyone would recommend?
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Anyone else out of fucks to give?
I’ve gotten to the point where I’m not surprised any longer. We’re in a wasteland.
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All Things Brisket
- Fastest NFL player ever?
Rocket Ismail was pretty damn fast.- Fastest NFL player ever?
- 2022 Fatass Thread of Dominance
This. Diet is 90% of weight loss. When I say "diet", I don't mean just short-term elimination of certain foods. It's altering your lifestyle to not intake those items on a regular basis.- Texas v Tech free money giveaway contest
Texas 38 Tech 24 WR - 143 yards- Running / Triathlon Thread
Didn't realize there was a thread devoted to this. I'm checking in here. Ultimate goal is to build up to a 70.3. Aiming for 2024. I've been running the last few years and am doing my first half marathon in January. Recently got a road bike (Trek) from a buddy at work and enjoy the riding portion. Goal for 2023 will be to learn how to properly swim and complete my first olympic tri. - Fastest NFL player ever?
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