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pearlandhorn

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  1. Already texted my mom to call him.
  2. Where'd he go to high school? He was born and raised in Tyler, I know that. Not sure if he went to Lee or a private school though.
  3. CSB incoming I knew Kevin Eltife when I was growing up. My mom worked for him when he was mayor of Tyler. He went to our church. Really good guy. /CSB
  4. Hey. I’m just like every other degenerate here. Think I pay for a subscription to any $9.95er?
  5. I’d like to point out that I’m not PearlandHorn at IT. Carry on...
  6. CDC playing fucking chess and we’re all looking at the checker board. Even fat ketch doesn’t know who to trust. The guy is a fucking ninja assassin...wait a minute....ninja... @hornfromdallas is CDC?!
  7. CDC is playing fucking 3D chess and Herman is the opponents king.
  8. Switch 2 and 3 and you're 100% correct. So you're 60% correct right now. Edit: Upon further examination (mainly forehead), I agree with you.
  9. You're speaking my language now.
  10. Definitely a ducks fan now.
  11. Only thing I'm certain of is that CDC runs a tight ship for sure. No one knows shit.
  12. uhhh... https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/29174813/urban-meyer-son-walk-receiver-cincinnati
  13. Your avatar.
  14. The Abe Lincoln painting always cracks me up the most when I see this picture.
  15. I, for one, welcome our rap game overlords.
  16. Totally agree. I'm not wasting my time anymore.
  17. That dude is in the cockpit. Like a boss.
  18. Sweet. 14 followers. Well 15 now.
  19. Keller’s #5, tots and a beer is what my last meal would be. Add in a chili burger with it and I’d die a happy man.
  20. Get in line
  21. Now we’re talkin. Just tell the tower that you’re ghost rider requesting a fly by. When they say negative, the pattern is full, ask them who’s down there. They’ll say the pattern is full with CUM and we will have the story that destroyed the internet.
  22. I’ll go. The plane will beat me there by an hour though.
  23. You should raise your standards a bit. Speed dating degenerates...yikes.
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