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Iran Declines To Sign Colin Kaepernick After Reviewing Workout Video January 6th, 2020 440.4kShares 340.4kSHARE 45.6kSHARE SHARE TEHRAN—Colin Kaepernick sent his workout video to Iran after learning they may have recently opened up a position but has yet to receive a phone call. Kaepernick condemned American attacks on Iranian terrorists last week, inciting rumors that he may have found a team interested in him in the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. But Iranian officials have dispelled the rumors, stating clearly and unequivocally that "we have no interest in signing Kaepernick at this time, but we wish him well in his future endeavors." "It's disappointing to see that Iran is as hateful as America," a downcast Kaepernick said in a press conference. "I expected to be welcomed as a hero over there, but apparently, they too are biased against people with dark skin." Kaepernick plans to protest Iran's hate by continuing to kneel during the American national anthem. Iran has clarified that they agree with Kaepernick ideologically, but they need someone who can throw.

Iran Declines To Sign Colin Kaepernick After Reviewing Workout Video January 6th, 2020 440.4kShares 340.4kSHARE 45.6kSHARE SHARE TEHRAN—Colin Kaepernick sent his workout video to Iran after learning they may have recently opened up a position but has yet to receive a phone call. Kaepernick condemned American attacks on Iranian terrorists last week, inciting rumors that he may have found a team interested in him in the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. But Iranian officials have dispelled the rumors, stating clearly and unequivocally that "we have no interest in signing Kaepernick at this time, but we wish him well in his future endeavors." "It's disappointing to see that Iran is as hateful as America," a downcast Kaepernick said in a press conference. "I expected to be welcomed as a hero over there, but apparently, they too are biased against people with dark skin." Kaepernick plans to protest Iran's hate by continuing to kneel during the American national anthem. Iran has clarified that they agree with Kaepernick ideologically, but they need someone who can throw.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/fartgate-trending-after-congressman-appears-to-rip-one-during-live-interview-044544496.html

I believe that every kid needs both a mom and a dad. I heard a story third hand recently which drives home this truth. A divorced mom of a five year old boy noticed odd behavior in her son after he had spent a weekend with dad. It was freezing cold, but every few hours the boy would go outside for about five minutes. She wondered what he was doing. She discovered that he was pissing off the deck. It turns out that dad had had a bunch of friends over to drink beer and watch football. During a break in the action the bathroom was at a premium so, rather than wait, some would piss off the back deck. The boy thought this was great fun. My takeaway: Every five year old boy needs a dad to teach him how to piss off the back deck, and a mom to teach him not to. I have other stories about things dads and moms should teach. Do you?

I'd like to watch a video of the airline executive telling the stewardesses about a new part of their job.

https://www.secretflying.com/posts/kenyan-politician-wants-to-end-farting-on-planes/ Kenyan politician wants to end farting on planes What's the fuss? It sounds like a reasonable objective even if the implementation is a tad shaky.