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TexLonghorn

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  1. That IMDB list - those are the conservative celebrities? Many of those listed are dead. Two of them are Mike Lindell. And this is the second entry on that list: You know - that guy from Venom - who played (checks notes) "Neighborhood Couple (uncredited)". Here are his other roles since then: Spider-man franchise! Transformers franchise! Matrix franchise! He's had uncredited parts in some of the best! And has become an American Icon in such society-defining roles as Tourist (uncredited), Trolley Tourist (uncredited), and Local (uncredited)!
  2. That IMDB list - those are the conservative celebrities? Many of those listed are dead. Two of them are Mike Lindell. And this is the second entry on that list: You know - that guy from Venom - who played (checks notes) "Neighborhood Couple (uncredited)". Here are his other roles since then: Spider-man franchise! Transformers franchise! Matrix franchise! He's had uncredited parts in some of the best! And has become an American Icon in such society-defining roles as Tourist (uncredited), Trolley Tourist (uncredited), and Local (uncredited)!
  3. 79 years old... wow! Yet still hadn't been born when aggy last won a football national championship!
  4. Hey now, that guy might not have been the smartest fella, but he got them to the Sweet 16 that year.
  5. 75% of aggy would blame t.u. for tampering with the cow outside of the portal window and paying it under the table to hurt aggy. 10% will say that it's to be expected because they are young and next year is going to be their year. 8% of aggy would doxx the cow and try to ruin its life because it violated a gentlecow's agreement they had to do everything aggy wants. 5% would argue the cow was really good in the past, and would attempt to get the cow to sign a 10-year $100-million guaranteed deal to stay at aggy, not caring about how it has damaged their program. 2%, of course, wouldn't know about it or care because they aren't red-ass.
  6. As General George Patton once famously said: "Give me an army of West Point graduates, I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll... wait, there's just a handful? No one else was interested in joining them? Gawd, that's embarrassing."
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