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    No, that's actually his standing height.
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    I was definitely going to go with a 'reach around' joke from the thread title, but I didn't want to limit myself. Yeah, I'm guilty on that one, too. Welcome back to the 40 Acres, Blake! Call me!
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    I could do some serious damage to repug H of R candidate Bo Hines from NC.
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    This is right out of the aggy script: 1. Start the year with a QB that is going to be GREAT given his progress and experience from the year before 2. Quarterback struggles and loses games that should have been won easily 3. Let that QB or a back up struggle through the harder games in the middle of the schedule 4. Replace QB with new superstar freshman QB so he can gain some progress and experience against the weaker teams at the end of the schedule. 5. Tout how great the new young buck QB is going to be - maybe win a Heisman? - and then JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR! and then back to step one.
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    When Nasa launched a rocket at an asteroid, Brent Venables was, well, quite overjoyed. He said, "This is good!" Though he misunderstood. And now he throws rocks at his hemorrhoids.
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    This is too easy! That's Mohr spelled with an 'h'! M - O - H - R
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    Oh no! Heisman campaign over already in only 15 minutes. Sadz.
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    Haynes King's Heisman campaign begins anew!!
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    There was a black fly in your chardonnay??
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    I'm expecting that the Big12 will announce at halftime in our game on Saturday that the appeal was successful and that Overshown would have been eligible for the first half if we had played him.
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    Crap - were we supposed to be actually reading his posts all this time?? My approach to Incredulity posts was always:
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    App State ties it up, but then Troy scores TD as clock goes to 0:00 in the 2nd. 21-14 Troy lead at the half.
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    Troy has scored in a quarter-and-a-half what aggy did in their whole game, and lead Appalachian St 14-7 mid 2nd.
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    I mean, they'll have to review the suspensions at halftime... what if aggy is losing and needs them to be playing?!
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    And this is from even before Greg's "it could have been worse" bullshittery around his policy failures leading to the Uvalde catastrophe.
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