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    Russians have been kicked out of soccer. Is that why it's called a 'red card'?
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    Thank Jeebus the repubs are around to be able to help us solve inflation... oh wait, they are no shows and letting inflation go unaddressed for their own personal gain? What a shocker. Time and time again, the repubs have proved that they only want to play by their own rules, and their own rules have repeatedly and consistently shown to only make this country worse. Fuck off with your pretend worry about milk going up a quarter.
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    Yay. We did it. Go America. https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2022/02/04/1078100069/covid19-deaths-us
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    Which gate's gift shop has the snake venom and the urine?
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    I don't think the tweet I posted above is still working? Found it elsewhere, and hey, the Benny Hill theme adds to anything, right?
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    Duh - 'cause we're all Dayton fans now...
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    I mean, you do you, but...
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    so... only white bread is allowed? Well, that's a shock.
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    That wasn't the only thing that was contagious about her...
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    Merry Christmas, Surly!
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    It prevents the blood from getting matted in his hair, once his photographer friend there gets accidentally shot squatting where he is.
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    Oh no, divorce? By his own Bible, I don't think he's allowed to divorce his earthen vessel just for the reason that he got a different job. Good thing there aren't a bunch of people trying to pass legislation allowing them to make that decision for him.

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