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TexLonghorn

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  1. Duh - 'cause we're all Dayton fans now...
  2. I mean, you do you, but...
  3. so... only white bread is allowed? Well, that's a shock.
  4. That wasn't the only thing that was contagious about her...
  5. Merry Christmas, Surly!
  6. It prevents the blood from getting matted in his hair, once his photographer friend there gets accidentally shot squatting where he is.
  7. Oh no, divorce? By his own Bible, I don't think he's allowed to divorce his earthen vessel just for the reason that he got a different job. Good thing there aren't a bunch of people trying to pass legislation allowing them to make that decision for him.
  8. If I could derail this thread for a second to talk about Jen Psaki and how good she is at her job... Did anyone catch Jen 'accidentally' referring to Lindsey Graham as "her"?
  9. Um, birds today are really smart - there haven't been any dodos in the bird world for a long time now.
  10. Jesus, is Ted a masochist or just an idiot? Not even sure what the joke or criticism here was (that Biden has a big dick?) but… And of course it’s getting rammed down his throat online: Ted Cruz - the national embarrassment of Texas. (Well, one of many currently)
  11. Better quality video:
  12. Ted Cruz, with that right wing comedy gold we always heard about: Then some repub senators and reps start the heckle from the audience: Stand up Ted tries to keep the room and get a good slam in: Which, of course, fails uncomfortably. Rotten tomatoes start getting thrown at the stage: And then security has to step in and shut down the whole club: Tip your waitresses, everybody. Drive safely.
  13. It’s all true! ALL TRUE!! no, not really… it’s still a bunch of delusional bullshit.
  14. FA: FO:
  15. Filming of "America's Got Talent: Extreme Edition" got put on hold after this guy's stunt went a bit wrong. The stuntman, Jonathan Goodwin, of course ended up with a number of broken bones, but survived.
  16. Daaaaaayumm.... so I guess not so good?
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