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    If I could derail this thread for a second to talk about Jen Psaki and how good she is at her job... Did anyone catch Jen 'accidentally' referring to Lindsey Graham as "her"?
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    Um, birds today are really smart - there haven't been any dodos in the bird world for a long time now.
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    Jesus, is Ted a masochist or just an idiot? Not even sure what the joke or criticism here was (that Biden has a big dick?) butā€¦ And of course itā€™s getting rammed down his throat online: Ted Cruz - the national embarrassment of Texas. (Well, one of many currently)
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    Better quality video:
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    Ted Cruz, with that right wing comedy gold we always heard about: Then some repub senators and reps start the heckle from the audience: Stand up Ted tries to keep the room and get a good slam in: Which, of course, fails uncomfortably. Rotten tomatoes start getting thrown at the stage: And then security has to step in and shut down the whole club: Tip your waitresses, everybody. Drive safely.
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    Itā€™s all true! ALL TRUE!! no, not reallyā€¦ itā€™s still a bunch of delusional bullshit.
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    FA: FO:
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    Filming of "America's Got Talent: Extreme Edition" got put on hold after this guy's stunt went a bit wrong. The stuntman, Jonathan Goodwin, of course ended up with a number of broken bones, but survived.
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    Daaaaaayumm.... so I guess not so good?
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    So is COVID the only winning bet for cause of death here? Or does it also pay out if you wagered that his cause of death would be "Colin cancer"?
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    Jeez, SEC - can you clean the house up a bit before we move in?
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    Wow - did you sneak down to watch some scrambled HBO while your parents are asleep??
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    Lincoln Riley was saying "Boo-urns."
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    Stupid Karens have their banner backwards. Could just be an accurate representation of their belief system, though.
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    Whoa whoa whoa - McCoy and Shipley were roommates?! Thatā€™s crazy! Why didnā€™t they mention that more in the coverage when they were playing? I think I read somewhere once that both of their fathers were attending school at the same time, too. Wouldnā€™t it be mind-blowing if they ALSO wereā€¦ no, couldnā€™t beā€¦ if their fathers were roommates too, Iā€™m sure we would have heard about it.
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    When the Trix rabbit showed up at Lincoln Riley's house looking for some sweet, sweet cereal, Lincoln Riley looked at him, said "Silly rabbit!" and then chopped him up into tiny chunks with a meat cleaver.
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    Lincoln Riley made the Kessel Run, but it took him over 27 and a half parsecs.
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    Lincoln Riley is actually rather fond of Illinois Nazis.
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    Lincoln Riley tells incoming freshmen "You won't believe this easy sure-fire way to win football games!", and then makes them click through 34 other slideshow links until they finally get to "Score more points than your opponent."
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    Lincoln Riley didn't hear "Laurel" OR "Yanny" and insisted it was either "Lincoln" or "Riley"

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