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TexLonghorn

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  1. So is COVID the only winning bet for cause of death here? Or does it also pay out if you wagered that his cause of death would be "Colin cancer"?
  2. Jeez, SEC - can you clean the house up a bit before we move in?
  3. Wow - did you sneak down to watch some scrambled HBO while your parents are asleep??
  4. Lincoln Riley was saying "Boo-urns."
  5. Stupid Karens have their banner backwards. Could just be an accurate representation of their belief system, though.
  6. Whoa whoa whoa - McCoy and Shipley were roommates?! That’s crazy! Why didn’t they mention that more in the coverage when they were playing? I think I read somewhere once that both of their fathers were attending school at the same time, too. Wouldn’t it be mind-blowing if they ALSO were… no, couldn’t be… if their fathers were roommates too, I’m sure we would have heard about it.
  7. When the Trix rabbit showed up at Lincoln Riley's house looking for some sweet, sweet cereal, Lincoln Riley looked at him, said "Silly rabbit!" and then chopped him up into tiny chunks with a meat cleaver.
  8. Lincoln Riley made the Kessel Run, but it took him over 27 and a half parsecs.
  9. Lincoln Riley is actually rather fond of Illinois Nazis.
  10. Lincoln Riley tells incoming freshmen "You won't believe this easy sure-fire way to win football games!", and then makes them click through 34 other slideshow links until they finally get to "Score more points than your opponent."
  11. Lincoln Riley didn't hear "Laurel" OR "Yanny" and insisted it was either "Lincoln" or "Riley"
  12. It's time to club OU, 64-00!
  13. Missing a dick somewhere on that photo Did you miss the one with the backwards cap?
  14. You clearly need a booster.
  15. https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/20/health/us-covid-deaths-surpass-1918-pandemic/index.html
  16. Unfortunately, the results of their choice (and theirs alone) is affecting the rest of us. John Ruskin said this: "No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood."
  17. ...and they keep showing their ass to everybody.
  18. Update on the Karen from last weekend who FAd and slapped a sailor on the anniversary of 9/11: She AFOd as the week went on after local police got several tips as to who she was.
  19. TODAY, almost a YEAR AFTER the election, this douchebag wants Georgia to decertify that Biden won and declare his own pathetic ass as the winner.
  20. So are Harold's custom plates available now?
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