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    Bias!! Why aren't they reporting on the three vote.gov visitors that were referred from Scott Baio's Truth account?? Somehow they don't count just because they couldn't understand the process to register??
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    ""concepts of a plan"! We all immediately let out the most real, authentic, hysterical laughs of our entire lives!
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    That, or Angela Merkel finally located the source of the smell in the room.
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    SIAP, but always a good watch:
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    I found where Elko got his game day attire for the first two games. And such a good deal - they even came with pillows included!
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    Baby, I'm Sorey, not sorry
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    Uh oh. Turns out it might be a bit of a problem gathering a bunch of felons together in one place for an awards ceremony.
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    Haha! Yeah, I have no idea either. That was the name of who tweeted out that list of repug “stars” that she was thankful for on the last page, and that is all I know about her. I looked up the one “star” I didn’t recognize at all (it didn’t help me) and stopped at that because I already felt my laptop was getting a virus just from THAT search.
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    "You have a fan, Lamar!"
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    "Coach, I have to head out - going to the zoo in the morning with the fam!" "You have fun tomorrow!"
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    1 - Didn't do a "1st game vs. 1st game" comparison because aggy looked like crap barfing their way through Elko's first game against ND, while Texas won their first game under Sark against #23 Louisiana by 20 points, 38-18. 2 - Didn't use the actual score of the Texas loss to Arkansas, which was 40-21, had to exaggerate it to 49 points to make it seem worse. Didn't mention the Texas game was AT arky, while their ND meltdown was at home "the toughest place to play in the land." Also didn't mention that just two weeks later that same arky team beat a supposedly #7 aggy team 20-10. 3 - Didn't recognize that their forum is already on fire, as a direct parallel to the dumpster that is their team.
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    Elko finishing his address to the 100 recruits right before kickoff: Fat Elk: "...and that's why y'all shouldn't go to evil tu (teehee). Any questions for me before the game?" Jerome Myles: "Uh, yeah. Coach?" Fat Elk: "Yeah, Jerry, whatchoo got?" Jerome: "It's Jerome. But hey, could you get a passing yard for me? It would be so special." Fat Elk: "You got it, Jerry! A passing yard just for you!" *all the recruits mutter* Another recruit: "All of us, Coach! Could you get a passing yard for all 100 of us??" Fat Elk: "Um, well sure. We'll do even better than that! We'll get 3 or 4 passing yards for each of you guys! Three or four hundred total passing yards! That's how great the quarterback you could be playing alongside is!" Recruits: "Yay!" ...
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    Everyone on the roller coaster! aaaand… it’s over. Drive home carefully, everybody.
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    Haha! How many recruits does aggy have there watching this train wreck?
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    Isn't that contradictory, though? You can't appeal to maga by adopting their extreme positions yet still be a wolf in sheep's clothing. The only way to appeal to maga is to fully be in wolf's clothing. You pretend to be anything other than maga, and you lose the maga base.
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