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TexLonghorn

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  1. Ossoff up by 12,806 now
  2. Ossoff lead up to 9,527
  3. The bad stufff can be just so much sometimes... A short British humor interlude:
  4. Those bumps, though. Looks like she has four teats.
  5. Uga builds up some bad karma at 5:16. Bevo has no choice but to repay it at 6:29. Cosmic forces at work and all.
  6. And make them all sit at little trump desks.
  7. Maybe there would be more support of the current republican party if they didn't keep churning out such deceitful, self-dealing, racist-coddling, narcissistic megalomaniacs.
  8. Posting for the quality advertising plan for this German razor blade company, but holy hell - what's the point of the guy Heil Hitlering in the last frame? Too soon, Germany...
  9. Huh? Just yesterday you were promoting instances per million as your standard, but now you’re promoting raw actual numbers as the standard. So which is it? And you were railing on OTHERS for picking and choosing their stats?!
  10. Poor pupper was definitely expecting a deeper swimmin' hole:
  11. In my experience, you could never have a conservative wine, because not a single one of them knows when to put a cork in it.
  12. "Liebury" because of all the bullshit that will be interred within.
  13. Foretelling the future: “Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you... the result did not change.”
  14. "B-b-but, your honor, we couldn't prove these affidavits to be false, so ipso ergo facto and thusly, they must be true. We promise we were very thorough, your honor - we removed all of the affidavits that wanted to sell us Viagra, provided a phone number for a Chuck E. Cheese, or appeared to be submitted from seemingly false names like "Mr. Grittysez Gofuckyorself." You must admit, your honor, very thorough. And the affidavits that remain, then, must be loquitur res henceforthly deemed to be truthful."
  15. Someone's gonna wake up to a shoe that's been chewed to shreds...
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