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    Poor pupper was definitely expecting a deeper swimmin' hole:
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    In my experience, you could never have a conservative wine, because not a single one of them knows when to put a cork in it.
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    "Liebury" because of all the bullshit that will be interred within.
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    Foretelling the future: “Carrots, I’m sorry to tell you... the result did not change.”
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    "B-b-but, your honor, we couldn't prove these affidavits to be false, so ipso ergo facto and thusly, they must be true. We promise we were very thorough, your honor - we removed all of the affidavits that wanted to sell us Viagra, provided a phone number for a Chuck E. Cheese, or appeared to be submitted from seemingly false names like "Mr. Grittysez Gofuckyorself." You must admit, your honor, very thorough. And the affidavits that remain, then, must be loquitur res henceforthly deemed to be truthful."
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    Someone's gonna wake up to a shoe that's been chewed to shreds...
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    Thoughts and prayers, of course.
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    Is election interference bad? And if Graham was pressuring Georgia, I wonder what he was doing in his own SC race?
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    I was so surprised by Nixon resigning that I literally crapped my diaper.
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    I will say, I can now get some joy in watching grey-haired trump flailing around. Being a whiny bitch about Pfizer and trying to portray them as having made a mistake when they said they weren't part of "Operation Warp Speed" and then trying to do a political hit job against New York are just so pathetic and totally on brand. But now I know that a majority of the country knows he's a mendacious douchebag. And knowing that, through this whole monkey-show of a coronavirus speech, he KNOWS he lost the election by a LOT and that he KNOWS he is on his way out, actually makes me happy.
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    Well, well, well... look who's still being a dick: Hopefully someone can come forward with proof of a republican committing fraud (as they are usually the ones committing the fraud) and rake in the dough.
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    Ah, of course! Now the bigger question: Why do they seem like more fun than my own friends?? O/T:

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